scottsma
Well-known member
Einstein's mum....."are you happy"?
Einstein..."relatively"
Einstein..."relatively"
OK I'll enlighten you,
"He was pedalling around the track about ninety miles an hour.......when the chain broke, They found him in the grass with the sprocket up his A** and his left nut punctured by a spoke" Source(my Dad's childhood friend).
Open mouth. Insert foot.
How are you Jane?
This ones for you GI Jane,
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."
- Jimmy Dean
That would be awesome to race sailboats. I'm an extreme skiing junky. I used to race motocross bikes for fun too(addicted to big air, hill climbing and big wipeouts) Hmmm maybe that's why my body hurts?. I'm gonna find another good one just for you bud.:tongue:
cmack.
An oldie and a goodie that always is appropriate “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!'”
Loved Ronald Reagan"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."
-Ronald Reagan
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
-Albert Einstein
I feel like I am talking too much. you all deserve a chance to be heard too.
It does not matter how slowly you go,just dont stop...
Confucius
"To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer to find each other and to feel. That is the purpose of life."
Life Magazine's...motto
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted,I beg his pardon.
Johannes Brahms
Me tooI always loved Spidey!