Favourite sayings or quotes

[Robert747]

That actually sounds like fun

 

[scottsma]

Life is short.......
Smile,while you still have teeth !!!

 

[scottsma]

the worlds gone mad !!!

 

[scottsma]

A day you've laughed is a day you haven't wasted

 

[scottsma]

Jingle all the way,
Nobody likes a half-assed Jingler.

 

[dave13]

"I choose to trust because that's what people do.You don't ever get to know for sure what someone thinks of you.What they really feel inside.We aren't meant to know what's going on in there.That's what trust is for."

 

[scottsma]

The trouble with quotes on the internet is you can never be sure they're genuine.......


as Abraham Lincoln said.

 

[dave13]

"The reason treachery is so reviled,is because it usually comes from a person you didn't think could possibly do such a thing."

 

[Grotbags]

Do not walk before me, I will not follow
Do not walk behind me, I will not lead
But walk beside me and be my friend

This was written with horses in mind, I think it's a beautiful sentiment.

 

[poopaholic]

The beatings will continue until morale increases.

 

[poopaholic]

You have one mouth and two ears, use them in that ratio.

 

[scottsma]

Never miss a good chance to shut up

 

[poopaholic]

If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it. Mark Twain

 

[dave13]

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Carol,Carol,Carol...are you baiting me? :wink:

 

[scottsma]

Carol,Carol,Carol...are you baiting me? :wink:

We have a saying.........If the cap fits !!! :lol2:

 

[dave13]

We have a saying.........If the cap fits !!! :lol2:

What? I resemble that remark...h,m,m...wait...I mean....

 

[scottsma]

A strong person stands up for herself..........a stronger person stands up for others.

 

[lenny]

A good world needs knowledge, kindliness and courage; it does not need a regretful hankering after the past or a fattering of the free intelligence by the words uttered long ago by ignorant men. Bertrand Russell

 

[Lonnielegend]

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Nietzsche

 

[dave13]

See us for what we are...

 

[scottsma]

Goodness is about what you do,not who you pray to.

Sir Terrry Pratchett.

 

[Daisy G]

"Travelling is my drug of choice." ~ Unknown

 

[Daisy G]

"Oh dear, life is pretty tough sometimes, isn't it?" ~ Louisa May Alcott

 

[Daisy G]

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." ~ Charles H. Schulz

 

[Daisy G]

"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." ~ Ernest Hemmingway

 

[Daisy G]

"Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear." ~ Paul Coelho

 

[2010mustang]

No one can make you feel inferior with out your permission.

 

[scottsma]

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

 

[Grumpy1]

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." Abraham Lincoln

 

[scottsma]

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone;

Al Capone

 

[2010mustang]

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin

 

[Guest21]

'If it's on the internet, it must be true' - Abraham Lincoln - 1822.

 

[scottsma]

He has all of the virtues I dislike,and none of the vices I admire



Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Daisy G]

"Character is like a like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing." ~ Abraham Lincoln

 

[2010mustang]

Son theres 4 things in life you never lend or let another take. your guns, money, car or your wife.

 

[scottsma]

There is no reason why good cannot triumph over evil.
The triumph of anything is a matter of organisation.
If there are things such as angels,I hope they are organised along the lines of the Mafia

 

[scottsma]

There is no reason why good cannot triumph over evil.
The triumph of anything is a matter of organisation.
If there are things such as angels,I hope they are organised along the lines of the Mafia

Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens Of Titan

 

[Jonny84]

Bill Hicks

'All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.'

 

[scottsma]

Knowledge speaks,but wisdom listens.....


Jimi Hendrix

 

[dave13]

...excuse me while you kiss my a...wait,wait...that's not the right Hendrix lyric. :ybiggrin:

 

[poopaholic]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[scottsma]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on


Winston Churchill

 

[Guest21]

Even if you win the rat-race, you're still a rat.

 

[scottsma]

If I were two faced would I be wearing this one ?


Abraham Lincoln

 

[Daisy G]

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit anymore. ~ Unknown

 

[Daisy G]

"I didn't want to kiss you goodbye - that was the trouble - I wanted to kiss you goodnight." ~ Ernest Hemmingway

 

[Guest21]

You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't - Bart Simpson.

 

[scottsma]

Only two things are infinite,the universe and human stupidity,and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Evil is what happens when good men do nothing..
have not got a blinking clue who said it though !!

 

[KimboHiggs]

I think therefore I am

I have it tattooed on my arm <3 des cartes the philosopher and his theory of life and existence

 

[scottsma]

Carpe Diem (Seize the day)

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

lord give me the serenity to accept what i cannot change
the strength to change what i cannot accept
and the wisdom to know the difference....

 

[Om3ga1]

Nothing is ever easy...

Death is as light as a feather, life as heavy as a mountain

Didn't Jordan write this the other way around?

 

[hheaton]

Don't wish me happiness. We can't be happy all the time. Wish be strength, courage and a sense of humor. I will need them all. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 

[Om3ga1]

 

[Om3ga1]

 

[Om3ga1]

 

[Om3ga1]

Have to remind myself of this a lot

 

[scottsma]

Children today are tyrants. They gobble their food,contradict their parents,and tyrannise their teachers,I despair for the future.


Socrates 400 BC

 

[Om3ga1]

 

[The Real MC]

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

 

[scottsma]

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,come and sit next to me.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,come and sit next to me.

on my way carol,get the kettle on it could take a while !!:lol2:

 

[Mr. Polar Bear]

A man has got to know his limitations.
Do you feel lucky punk?

We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well, and live.

He who laughs last didnt get the joke.

All pain is relative but not all relatives are a pain.

Veni vidi bibi dormi. I came I saw I drank I fell asleep.

All the world is a stage and your performance has been held over.

 

[scottsma]

Hypochondriac of the day......Whenever I hear that someone died of natural causes
I think.............wait a minute,I have that !!!

Steve Martin

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Haha so have i

 

[ronroush7]

Lol

 

[-Rita-]

" Let's be happy even if we have to live with these heavy burdens in our mouths every day. "

It's a quote from one of my favorite rappers, he wrote it for a song and I find it really beautiful and it gives me strength to push forward every day. :heart::heart::heart::heart:

 

[poopaholic]

When in doubt mumble

 

[scottsma]

Happiness is good health and a bad memory

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

A bad memory cures all..

 

[ronroush7]

The one who eats the fastest gets the mosted.

 

[Mr. Polar Bear]

It is good that war is so terrible, lest we grow fond of it. - Robert E Lee

 

[scottsma]

At the going down of the sun and in the morning, WE WILL REMEMBER THEM



Poem for the fallen Laurence Binyon

 

[Daisy G]

"Don't judge my choices without understanding my reasons." ~ Unknown

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Remember everything happens for a reason... so when i punch you in the face .. i had a reason !!.

 

[ronroush7]

 

[Om3ga1]

Remember everything happens for a reason... so when i punch you in the face .. i had a reason !!.

Such hostility. Glad I'm so far away.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Haha yep it will save u having to run. Na not violent really just thought it was funny maybe my sense of humour needs fine tuning

 

[Om3ga1]

Not to worry. i get that all of time. :hallo3:

 

[ronroush7]

Lol

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Not to worry. i get that all of time. :hallo3:

Oh well welcome to my world lol

 

[scottsma]

You must be the change that you want to see in the world

 

[Om3ga1]

https://www.facebook.com/ZigZiglar/...=571DFA51&size=960,960&fbid=10153546478822863

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

When life throws you shit.. get a shovel n throw it back....

 

[scottsma]

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of how things turn out

 

[scottsma]

Go out and face the world,secure in the knowledge ,that everybody else thinks that they are better looking than they are. as well

 

[scottsma]

Time flies like an arrow
But fruit flies like a banana

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Lol

 

[Salad_Shooter]

Never argue with someone whose opinion you do not value. ~ My late husband

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

I refuse to have a battle of wits.. with an unarmed person

 

[eyneverskcud]

Bacon is good for me - Curtis Holland.

 

[eyneverskcud]

Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper: by the time you realize it's open, it has already embarrassed you.

 

[ronroush7]

I have a few:

"Be the change you want to see in the world"-Gandhi

"Things do not change, we change." —Henry David Thoreau

Don't regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
– Albert Einstein

I especially like the one about growing older.

 

[eyneverskcud]

Amazon suck - eyneverskcud

 

[scottsma]

Facts are stupid things


US.President Ronald Reagan.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

Well he would say that.. the saying 'stupid is as stupid does comes' to mind

 

[scottsma]

To avoid old age,keep overdrinking,overeating and overachieving.

 

[Salad_Shooter]

Fuzzy Butterfly, there are a lot of folks, who actually live in the United States, who loved and respected Reagan.

 

[fuzzy butterfly]

That's as maybe, there are many who respect politicians here in the uk, but far as I can see the none of the
world's politicians do much for us poor folk in the world. Just my opinion of course...