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Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
 
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,I find a pub with a "Happy Hour", and by the time I leave I look just fine.
 
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honour, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill
 
During the Second World War, Winston Churchill’s finance minister said Britain should cut arts funding to support the war effort. Churchill’s response: “Then what are we fighting for?”
 
Fred Flintstone: How can you be so stupid?
Barney Rubble: Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.
Fred Flintstone: I'm sorry you're stupid.
 
Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience.......turns out I just don't give a sh*t,
 
@ Robert I busted out laughing when I read this-it's so wrong and yet so right! Just want to tell you I've been grieving a friend and eventhough I'm not posting much I always look at this and the joke thread and you've brought me lots of much-needed laughter! Thank You :hug:


"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your credit cards."
 
Mountaingem said:
@ Robert I busted out laughing when I read this-it's so wrong and yet so right! Just want to tell you I've been grieving a friend and eventhough I'm not posting much I always look at this and the joke thread and you've brought me lots of much-needed laughter! Thank You :hug:

"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your credit cards."
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Difficult times for you - so it is good to see the lighter side of life.

I have to say if you want to see where we have real fun come and pay a visit to the 'Last One Wins' thread (15,000 posts and counting) - we will make you really welcome.
 
Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85yrs old,to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home,at a cost of £2000 per month.
 
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
 
One ought never to turn ones back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything, Never!-Winston Churchill.

You gain stength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I've lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." You must do the thing you think you cannot do-Eleanor Roosevelt
 
I think... therefore I'm single.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
 
Women are NOT moody,we simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your sh*t.


A jealous woman does better research than the F.B.I
 
"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best…" - Frank Zappa - yep, I love music...

"Yo, gatorade me bitch!" - Jesse Pinkman - doesn't exactly mean anything, but I love Breaking Bad, and Jesse is hilarious :D
 
“Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.”
― Bertrand Russell

I like this quote because of the nature of certainty... It applies to everything, whether it is positive or negative. Kind of follows the theory of Autosuggestion in that it balances out positive and negative statements.

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” (Thanks Charlie Chaplin)
 
Sir Winston Churchill

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.


Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
 
Only as high as I can reach can I grow,only as far as I seek can I go,only as deep as I look can I see,only as much as I dream can I be.
 
The human body was designed by a civil engineer...........Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ???
 
"Trials and tribulation are like feeling the heat and cold, when one knows that they cannot be avoided, he will not feel anger at their onset, nor will he be distressed or disheartened." —Ibn Taymiyyah
 
“When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.”
Marilyn Monroe :ytongue:
 
“ Never hurry; take plenty of exercise; always be cheerful, and take all the sleep you need, and you may expect to be well. ”
 
"If you can't fly then run,
If you can't run then walk,
If you can't run walk then crawl,
But whatever you do you have to keep moving forward."

-- Martin Luther King Jr.
 
Ah - I see what you are doing now. Nope - will not hear a bad word said against Kylie.................
 

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Rationalization is like masturbation,
it feels good for awhile,
but the truth is you're only screwing yourself.
 

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