Happy Easter!…guess my wife will expect me to go to church…that reminds me of a story a priest once told me..
The church belfry was beset with squirrels who were gnawing the ropes and leaving shells and droppings all over. The asst. priest asked the priest how they could get rid of all those squirrels. The priest said, it's simple, just baptize them…then they'll only come on Christmas and Easter!