Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[CLynn]

my supper was burning in the pan

 

[scottsma]

so I made a cheese salad

 

[CLynn]

it didn't taste too bad

 

[Grumbletum]

And better than beans from a can

 

[scottsma]

there once was a hen called Nuggets

 

[Jessi]

Who's friends with only bigots

 

[CLynn]

She was mean and she was rude

 

[Jessi]

And a tad bit crude

 

[CLynn]

She drank straight from the spigot!

 

[Jessi]

But soon came along a rooster

 

[CLynn]

And that rooster goosed her!

 

[Jessi]

She then laid an egg

 

[scottsma]

then stood on one leg

 

[CLynn]

And started to beg

 

[Jessi]

That the egg would land soft on a booster.

 

[Robert747]

While playing tennis in the pouring rain

 

[scottsma]

Timmy was feeling the pain

 

[CLynn]

He started to cry

 

[scottsma]

and said with a sigh

 

[CLynn]

Oh, I think I feel faint!

 

[scottsma]

While playing tennis in the pouring rain

Have word with Cheryl Robert,I haven't the heart:ybatty:

 

[Robert747]

Well she keeps correcting my purfect spelling so I don't have the heart.....mind you there is a lot of sea between us, so............

GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

 

[CLynn]

LOL! Have a word with me about what? (bats my eyes innocently)

 

[Robert747]

The groovy blonde enjoyed her limericks

 

[scottsma]

Her words she carefully chooses and picks

 

[Grumbletum]

But sometimes they don't rhyme

 

[Robert747]

in fact none of the time

 

[CLynn]

Watch it, Mister! LOL!

 

[Grumbletum]

But we know when she's up to these tricks - LOL.

 

[beefcake]

My eyes wedged open with matchsticks

 

[Robert747]

as I stayed up all night watching horror flicks

 

[Grumbletum]

Behind the sofa I hide

 

[scottsma]

while blood in a tide

 

[Robert747]

with gore and shocks all in the mix

 

[scottsma]

there was an old man called Fred Flarhetty

 

[Robert747]

who called his bone shaker car Betty

 

[scottsma]

she rattled and shook

 

[Grumbletum]

That he could drive her was pure fluke

 

[Jessi]

After driving, his legs felt like spaghetti.

 

[Aura]

There once was a girl who could bake

 

[Grumbletum]

Even so, she was thin as a rake

 

[Aura]

She would bake for others

 

[Jessi]

Better than their mothers

 

[Aura]

So they accused her of being on the take

 

[Robert747]

There was an old baker from Leeds

 

[Grumbletum]

Who was terribly allergic to seeds

 

[scottsma]

so he baked bread without 'em

 

[Robert747]

causing all sorts of mayhem

 

[scottsma]

didn't cater for everyones needs

 

[CLynn]

There was a woman from Brussels

 

[scottsma]

whose petticoats swished and rustled

 

[Robert747]

a dirty old man came into town

 

[CLynn]

He asked her to write down

 

[Robert747]

the size of her trussels

 

[scottsma]

I despair,I really do

 

[Grumbletum]

Lol

 

[CLynn]

Despair? Why? ;p

 

[scottsma]

Despair? Why? ;p

what the hell are trussels (Roberts input,you might know.He just makes it up as he goes along)

 

[scottsma]

when Jennifer went for a pic-nic

 

[CLynn]

what the hell are trussels (Roberts input,you might know.He just makes it up as he goes along)

LOL! I am certain that he must!

 

[Aura]

That she. Bought in brussels

 

[Wallath]

sprouts for the table sigh said all the CD/UC types..I can't eat that!!

 

[Grumbletum]

when Jennifer went for a pic-nic

She suddenly became very sick

 

[Robert747]

was it the salad, was it the pie?

 

[Grumbletum]

Or drinking gin on the fly

 

[Wallath]

naughty girl....pink I believe......

 

[scottsma]

There once was a girlie called Shirley

 

[Robert747]

who arrived at the dance good and early

 

[scottsma]

she got in the queue

 

[Aura]

In a hurry for the loo

 

[scottsma]

'cos her tummy was squishy and squirly

 

[Robert747]

There was a chubby young man from Dundee

 

[scottsma]

who was in desperate need of a P

 

[Grumbletum]

With legs tightly crossed

 

[Robert747]

and dignity not lost

 

[scottsma]

please let me go next,for a fee ?

 

[Wallath]

why certainly young man...dont forget to lift the lid!

 

[Grumbletum]

There was a tennis player called Andy

(keep it polite, folks.....lol)

 

[scottsma]

whose legs were incredibely bandy

 

[Robert747]

while leaping over the net

 

[Grumbletum]

As the umpire called 'Let'

 

[scottsma]

the medic on standby was handy

 

[Robert747]

While old Fred was watching the football

 

[Aura]

He heard a knocking on the wall

 

[Grumbletum]

The guy next door

 

[scottsma]

yelled I'm phoning the LAW

 

[Robert747]

turn it down - sounds like they're playing in my hall

 

[scottsma]

There was an old lady from Goole

 

[Grumbletum]

Who spent all her time playing pool

 

[CLynn]

She frequented the bars

 

[Aura]

Smoking cigars

 

[CLynn]

where she met a cigar selling fool

 

[CLynn]

Robert, the following disclaimer is just for you...

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Hugs!!

 

[Wallath]

but on second thoughts.. she hadn't seem this person before... so rather than feel foolish..said "excuse but I have to run.......

 

[Trysha]

There was a young lady from Poole

 

[Wallath]

who had a mispent youth and played pool all night long....

 

[Aura]

Who was married to a total fool!

 

[Robert747]

She thought she could change him

 

[Aura]

She made him trim

 

[Wallath]

quickly now! she shouted...as he stood with the razor poised to.......