Need a laugh?

[izzi'smom]

Totally not IBD related, just parenting...but figure we need a laugh more than anyone
My rule is no screaming unless you 're bleeding, but Izzi (5) and her brother (22 mos) yell EVERY SINGLE TIME I am trying to take a shower. Yesterday I showered AND shaved and not a peep out of them. I yelled from the bathroom that I was so proud of them and that they were going to get a treat at the grocery store for being so good. When I walked out into the living room to find that it was COVERED in an entire roll of toilet paper and my kids grinning like crazy.
Guess next time I will look to see WHY they were so quiet first lol!

 

[DustyKat]

:lol:

Yes! Fear the silence! It bodes much worse than the screeching! :ylol:

Dusty.

 

[littlemissh]

I agree, the silence is always worrying. I went to find out why my youngest was so quiet when she was a little younger to find her covered in a tub of sudocrem (nappy barrier cream)...oh my word her nostrils and mouth were full and her carpet was never the same!

 

[Dexky]

At least when they're screaming you can hear what they say. It's when they start whispering you have to worry!!

 

[Lisa]

yes, that DID get a chuckle out of me!.....I agree - the quiet times are the ones you need to watch out for!!!

 

[lookame]

lol reminds me of one day when my son(3 at the time) let me sleep in late. When I woke and walked into the living room chocolate sauce was everywhere and a gallon of milk was next to it. Aparently he thought he could make his own chocolate milk...instead he made chocolate carpet.

 

[kimmidwife]

That is so true I always worry when my 3 year old is quiet. It usually means she is making trouble in the bathroom. She loves to get into my makeup whenever I am not looking! LOL!

 

[Tesscorm]

LOL... that must have been priceless! (Bit late to the party here! :blush