What makes your butt hurt?

[teeny5]

Apparently sitting all day makes my butt hurt. I had a meeting all day today for work and now my butt hurts a ton!!!!

What is the deal? Why does that make your butt hurt? Usually I am standing a lot at work so the sitting for 8 hours today killed me. At least I know now that maybe a desk job will never be in my future.

Anyway, now that I vented, just wondering what else makes your butt hurt?

 

[drew_wymore]

Sitting makes my butt hurt too. It never did until I lost all the weight I used to have and now my butt is all bony haha.

 

[D Bergy]

If I had an all day meeting my head would would hurt more than my butt.

 

[Agent X20]

I've got a special fluffy cushion on my chair at work. No-one dares to mess with the cushion when I'm not here!

 

[danman]

My Butt hurts would make about $*0,000 I'd say.

I'm not going to post the amount, because that's just nosey.....

 

[My Butt Hurts]

Oh Danman, boo-hiss.. such a bad joke.

Standing still actually makes my butt hurt. Walking is fine, but staying still for some reason makes my muscles sore.

 

[forum contributor]

I have rectal ulcers, so my butt always hurts.

 

[teeny5]

On a side note I think Monday's give me a headache. That is a work Monday so if I am off Monday and go back to work Tuesday, then I get a headache. You think you could get out of work by saying that you are allergic to it?

Just a bad case of the Monday's I guess!

Flaming Hot Cheeto's make by butt hurt. I just can't resist them though. It's like fire out of my a**.

 

[fromthegut]

Constipation.. and anti biotics. I jsut had a round for a test showing a trace of e coli. Teh anti biotics and Crohn's don't go well. My butt was really sensitive and I had small bleeding. It hurt.

 

[danman]

Oh Danman, boo-hiss.. such a bad joke.

Standing still actually makes my butt hurt. Walking is fine, but staying still for some reason makes my muscles sore.

Seriously?
I thought it was just me. I've this issue for years.

I get a pain, sort of between my legs, when I stand on the one spot for any length of time. I've always thought it was something to do with the fistulas.

My job involves standing the one spot at a surveying instrument for hours at a time on occasions. After half an hour, the pain can be too much and I have to walk it off.

Luckily, my work this past year and a half doesn't involve this aspect of the job, but I'll probably be going back to that again soon. I'm dreading it.

 

[forum contributor]

Queso cheese fries from Bar Louie.

 

[My Butt Hurts]

Seriously?
I thought it was just me. I've this issue for years.

I get a pain, sort of between my legs, when I stand on the one spot for any length of time. I've always thought it was something to do with the fistulas.

Seriously. It was WAY worse when I had my fistula though.
A few months back it got so bad, it felt like my V was gonna fall off, so I went to the OB/GYN, and she said it wasn't. I am pretty sure you don't have a V, so maybe we have the same weird standing butt muscle problem or something. Must be a January 16th birthday kind of thing.
I can get a little relief if I clench my butt muscles, but if I press on them or massage them or whatever, I can't even find where the soreness is coming from. Weird to say the least.

 

[danman]

That's exactly like my pain MBH, that's weird.

I actually feel like it's around the "tube" of my urethra. But it gets to the stage that I just have to sit down.

Sorry for thread hijacking.

P.S. no, I don't have a V