Cheating On My Husband???

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Jessi

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I have been dating this crazy wonderful person named
REMISSION!
It's so sexy and attractive and it wants to date all of you!

Let's all share!!
 
Ah hell, don't think of cheating just more of a menage a tois! :)

Congratulations! Long live remission...:cheerss:

Dusty. :heart:
 
Can you give me his number? I think my husband wouldn't mind if I cheated with remission!:p
 
Remission flirted with me for a long time before he decided to stay awhile. But some of my old "friends" just won't leave - namely GERD and gastritis. It's a full house here! Ha ha.
 
I would like to share this person with ALL of you. But it would be WAY more than a manage a trois, Dusty... It would be more like an orgy fest. :blush:
 
Dear Remission. You are cute. Will you hold my hand at recess?

[Yes]
[No]
[Maybe]

Check one please.

P.S. I saw Jessi pass you a note asking you to an orgy. What is that and can I come?
 
How many of you were in shock at the title of this thread and just HAD TO click it?

FYI: I am madly in love with my husband. I wouldn't dream of cheating. I am 100% his.
 
So that's where my remission went.... I had him 8 years but that was 11 years ago... YOU stole my remission Jessi!!!! How dare you! :lol: Ok... we can share..but I want him back soon!:ylol2:
 
Jessi said:
I would like to share this person with ALL of you. But it would be WAY more than a manage a trois, Dusty... It would be more like an orgy fest. :blush:
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Well hush my puppies and prune my magnolia's Miss Jessie! I swear I don't know what you mean! An orgy???

Dusty. :blush:
 
Oh he's a fly by night that one, he's not to be trusted.
Such a fair weather friend, one minute he's there, then he buggers off to someone else!
I'm on me guard, he's trying to sneak back into my life!

Seriously Jessi, I hope remission stays with you for many healthy happy years to come
xxxxxxxxxxx
 
This thread really put a smile on my face - you guys are all so funny!

PS - Jessi, heck of a thread title! lol
 
Mr. Remission left with some floozy a long time ago. But I'd take him back with open arms if he'd just come back to me.
 
I'm such a sucker for Remission. I would always forgive and forget after his affairs. I thought he left me over the weekend, but he came back. :D
 
Remission and I have been getting all kinds of kinky lately.

But I've been super stupid and cheating on remission by eating all kinds of crap foods the last 10 days in a subconscious effort to get remission to leave me.

Why am I so stupid? Why don't I treat remission like she deserves so she sticks around?
 
Mr Remission and I have been a bit wobbly with each other this weekend, I went to bed with a cramp in my left side last night, then I played bathroom bingo from 1am till 4am, while sitting there reading the back of shampoo bottles my mind raced "what had I eaten, what had I eaten" then it hit me I may have eaten meat that had been cooked with animal fat, so I called and was told oh yes I used animal fat, NOooooo but have my answer now, it is great though to figure out a trigger as much as I hate the pain and bathroom visits. I'll be very vocal about how my food is cooked from now on. I glad it happened though because if i'd have known I wouldn't have eaten the meat and then I never would have been sure that my body couldn't tolerate animal fat.
Hope you're all doing well.
 
I'm so sorry he left you high and dry! Maybe he doesn't understand how badly he's needed. Or maybe he does, and he's just toying around for some hearty laughs.
 
I've been sad and lonely for a few weeks, because Remission left me without warning.

But I'm happy to say that he came home today! And he's ready for some action!! :mario2:

Woo~hoo!!!
 
Woohoo! So fab to hear Jessi and long may it last! :panda::panda::panda:

Onwards and Upwards!
Dusty. xxx
 
Good woman Jessi, that remission he can be a heartbreaker at times, give him a good ole slap and tell em not to be sneaking off on you.
Glad your feeling better

Gwen xxx
 
I don't blame you, It's a fair old fright when he comes and goes. my mr remission seems to be suffering the yoyo effect for the last 18 months.
 
I'd be very appreciative if you guys would give me Remission's number...I think that my husband might even be willing to share if he came to our house to stay awhile:) After all in a couple of days he'll have 5 girlfriends (chickens) living in our backyard...
 
Cross-stitch gal said:
I'd be very appreciative if you guys would give me Remission's number...I think that my husband might even be willing to share if he came to our house to stay awhile:) After all in a couple of days he'll have 5 girlfriends (chickens) living in our backyard...
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Sorry, Love. He doesn't give out his number. He's more of a "don't call me, I'll call YOU" kind of guy.

Bet those chickens will be keeping you busy! :hug:
 
Jessi said:
Sorry, Love. He doesn't give out his number. He's more of a "don't call me, I'll call YOU" kind of guy.

Bet those chickens will be keeping you busy! :hug:
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Sure wish he would share, I'm sure tired of this stinkin' flare!:( The 3 older ones left us yesterday for their new home. First one will be sacrificed sometime today and eaten within the next week or so. Other 2 will be allowed to lay till they stop laying, then will be sacrificed and eaten as well.

Little ones got put in their new home last night where they spent their first night. We'll see how they did. Last night when we checked on them, they were all huddled next to the door and calling us letting us know that they were done playing and ready to come home to us in the house. :hug:
 
You can have His number there CrossStitch, I was asking if he had a sister or single female friend :ylol2:
 
@ skippy111 ~ Luckily for you, it was established earlier in this thread that Remission is whichever gender you prefer. :D

... And "she'll" be happy to stop by your place sooner or later. :hug:
 
Thank you CrossStitch :)

I am in no rush to find her tho, God knows when and how we will meet so as long as I am doing what I am sposed to be doin, it will happen....
 
I am so excited! I have now been dating remission for 3 years now!

We have a very lovely relationship. :kiss:
 

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