Euphemisms for Poo, the pooing process, and the pooing aftermath

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Laying Cable.

Making statues of the boss.

And the local favorite (which makes no sense at all)" I am going to see a man, about a horse". Actually can mean either poo or pee.
 
oh god i wish i hadnt read these whilst eating my dinner!!!

gonna see a man about a dog,

after a poo...... dont go in there for 10 mins!!
sharon xx
 
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ha this is great... i got a couple

taking a morgan (is a guy we know who has a poo fetish XP)

praying for a splash

ok thats all i got lol
 
Especialy for us Crohnies.....

Pebbledashing the toilet.

Logging on to the sewer superhighway.
 
bigtruck said:
excuse me but are farts supposed to be lumpy??????????????????
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Ahhhhh......let me see now....... no.
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

P.S. Hows the truckin going for ya? Still hitting the roads of Norn Iron?
 
Representing the south.:ycool:

Dropping road apples.
The screaming scoures.
Letting one out of the departure lounge.
Taking the browns to the superbowl.
Using my turd-cutter.
Raising the mule tail.
Splitting the cheeks.
Bound for the outhouse.


Need to pooh.

Turtle head poking out.
I'm praire dogging (popping in and out)
I'm touching cotton!
East bound and down with an outbound load, c'mon.
 
farm said:
Representing the south.:ycool:

Dropping road apples.
The screaming scoures.
Letting one out of the departure lounge.
Taking the browns to the superbowl.
Using my turd-cutter.
Raising the mule tail.
Splitting the cheeks.
Bound for the outhouse.


Need to pooh.

Turtle head poking out.
I'm praire dogging (popping in and out)
I'm touching cotton!
East bound and down with an outbound load, c'mon.
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This is going to probably sound dumb, but I'm asking you anyway - is that a song, or just a bunch of euphemisms put together? Because I started to try to sing it in my head LOL :ylol2:
 
Um, I think you need to sing it and put in on youtube for me to decide! LOL!

Just a bunch of junk we say around here, but I AM a song writer!!:lol: :lol:
 
Your next task, should you have the juevos to do it, is to sing said song whilst in a public bathroom stall.
 
Ok, here's what's goin down -

I'm bringing a camera into a VERY public bathroom stall and bustin out my phat rhymez to Farm's dope single. Then I'm postin dat shiiiiit on Youtube!

Wait for it...... I'm white and I'm lame.
 
Santos61198 said:
Ok, here's what's goin down -

I'm bringing a camera into a VERY public bathroom stall and bustin out my phat rhymez to Farm's dope single. Then I'm postin dat shiiiiit on Youtube!

Wait for it...... I'm white and I'm lame.
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I can't wait!!
 
rissa ill meet you there and go on the other side of the person ok?
we can sing to them TOGETHER!!
 
"Turtle head poking out.
I'm praire dogging (popping in and out)
I'm touching cotton!
East bound and down with an outbound load, c'mon."

Okay - I totally just wrote the melody to go with the shweeeet lyrics, but I think me mights be chicken to youtube it.
KELL! How fast can you fly here! I would do it with a buddy!
 
Okay - hahahaa!!! I just videotaped it, but I wanted it to be realistic, so I wanted to be ON the ptty with my pants DOWN. But The only way to get from the video camera button to the toilet is, well, you see something that you shouldn't. But I did watch it back, (uh, twice) and I am laughing my ass off, so thanks for the idea!!! Oh - and I put a Calmo tube on the counter for a prop. See? I was really thinking!
 
Oh man, Jill.... you seriously have to figure out a way to get that on tape!!! See? You bustin out phat rhymez too!!!!!!!!!!!

Kello - what side do you want to be on? It's gotta be a nice bathroom...
 
My Butt Hurts said:
Okay - hahahaa!!! I just videotaped it, but I wanted it to be realistic, so I wanted to be ON the ptty with my pants DOWN. But The only way to get from the video camera button to the toilet is, well, you see something that you shouldn't. But I did watch it back, (uh, twice) and I am laughing my ass off, so thanks for the idea!!! Oh - and I put a Calmo tube on the counter for a prop. See? I was really thinking!
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:redface: :eek2: :ylol2:
 
My Butt Hurts said:
Okay - hahahaa!!! I just videotaped it, but I wanted it to be realistic, so I wanted to be ON the ptty with my pants DOWN. But The only way to get from the video camera button to the toilet is, well, you see something that you shouldn't. But I did watch it back, (uh, twice) and I am laughing my ass off, so thanks for the idea!!! Oh - and I put a Calmo tube on the counter for a prop. See? I was really thinking!
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C'mon where's the youtube link already!
 
Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?


In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented,
They left their load
Beside the road
And walked away contented.

Two little doodies sittin' in a potty,
One went down but the other was naughty!

What do toilet paper and and the Star Ship Enterprise have in common? They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons.

What do you call a 12-inch turd? A foot stool!
 
In the On Deck Circle with a Louisville Slugger.

Okay, I made up that one.
 
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"Drop the kids off at the pool"... and this is kind of a euphanism about sharting:

"When the air-horns go off it is always better to be safe and take shelter":ylol2:
 
urgh!

that's it, no more Picnics for me, couldnt now, thinking of poo pebbled dashed with Pentasa!
 
appetite?

you kidding me Irina?
Look like I've swallowed a spacehopper!
told ya.
ready to do a Mr Creosote!
'A waffer thin mint. Sir?'
Phython boys you Rock!
 
The Meaning of Life by Monty Python
get on youtube
type in Mr Creosote
and laugh ya tits off mucker
 
Time for a bump!

In view of the fact that everyone seems to think I am pregnant, I will often say I'm going to give birth.

And if I fart, then I say my waters have broken!
 

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