Thanks everyone.
Another year passed where I have not died in a fiery blaze.
Today is my 30th. I've managed to keep my birthday a secret at work for 3 years (and counting). There is a handful that know, but they are cool about not spreading it around.
There have been shake ups around the apartment, I check daily but don'always have time to post.
And work now knows my birthday, a friend of mine walked over to my side of the floor and very loudly and on purpose said something along the lines of "Hey Jason, Happy Birthday". He did this about 10 feet away from me so that everybody heard.