See, a young person can pull that off... no, not the adult diaper.. the 'passive' form of deception... Like, who'd imagine those things were for them, right? but us old fogeys.... jeeze, you can see the look in some folks eyes.. as in "Someone got to put them folks out of their misery... old, decrepit and can't control their whatever" OR "If I ever get to that age/stage in life, will somebody please shoot me"... Oh ,well, into everyones life a little rain must fall
Reminds me... one of the local comedies featured various members of the cast wearing these things each nite... Stage manager apparently was just way too embarrassed to keep buying them in caseloads.... the Artistic Director offered to take over... w/o stopping to consider the implications. Tho not as old as I, he was by no means an engenue (sp?)... ok, spring chicken. After a few trips to the local pharmacy, he noticed he was really getting some strange looks from the employees there... I think he finally resolved the situation by giving the staff there discount tickets to the production. That cleared up the confusion