I hate awful hospital food. For one thing, they give you an option to select the portion size you want when you choose your meals from the menu. I always say I want a small portion, and then I still get given a massive plate of food. I know that logically I should just eat a little of it, but I find having a huge plate of food in front of me so off-putting that I don't want to eat it at all.
When I'd had my colon removed, they gave me strict instructions about eating a low fibre diet for awhile, and a list of certain foods to avoid, including cauliflower and green beans. So what do I get given the day after my operation? Cauliflower cheese and green beans. :yrolleyes: (I'd still been unconscious when they brought the menus round, so some staff member had chosen for me.)
When a gastroenterologist had told me to do a trial with no dairy or gluten, I was given foods containing gluten and dairy, and the nurse told me they were gluten and dairy free.
I'm not surprised that an independent survey found that things were much worse than the hospitals/NHS had claimed - the NHS is notorious for dodgy self-assessments, hiding problems and intimidating whistle blowers.
The worst thing about hospital meals? That they somehow don't seem to grasp how you could have a problem with trying to eat your lunch when the patient next to you is vomiting everywhere, some doctor is discussing the gory details of an operation with another, and a nurse interrupts your meals to stick a needle in your arm and draw a load of blood.
When I go in for my next surgery I'm planning on existing on Fortisip and Ensure, and I don't care how awful I feel or how many drips I'm attached to - I'm going outside to drink them!