I found this funny!

[dreamintwilight]

One of my friends posted a picture of a billboard sign she saw recently back in my hometown. Based on her caption, I think she was slightly offended/disgusted by it, but I thought it was funny and had to share with all my Crohnie friends who I knew would get a kick out of it too.

Don't worry it's not inappropriate! Just riddled with humor only a Crohnie could fully appreciate.

 

[Becky]

funny!

you're from Tampa? I am in St Pete

 

[MapleLeafGirl]

That's hilarious!

 

[dreamintwilight]

Becky - I am born and raised in St. Pete!! I usually say Tampa because most people are more familiar with Tampa than St. Pete Cooool!!

 

[Becky]

I normally say tampa too!

 

[CodeBrown]

Marisa that is an awesome sign! Love it! Thanks for sharing.

 

[David in Seattle]

One of my friends posted a picture of a billboard sign she saw recently back in my hometown. Based on her caption, I think she was slightly offended/disgusted by it, but I thought it was funny and had to share with all my Crohnie friends who I knew would get a kick out of it too.

Don't worry it's not inappropriate! Just riddled with humor only a Crohnie could fully appreciate.

Marisa - That's a takeoff on a VERY old joke.

"Billy" was in school, relating to the class how his father was injured plowing the corn field.

"What happened"??? Everyone asks.

"Well, his tractor hit a big rock, he flew off, and when he landed, he got a corncob shoved up his ass!"

"RECTUM!!!" The teacher loudly corrects.

"Wrecked 'em, hell, it damn near KILLED HIM!" Says Billy.

V E R Y old joke...

 

[GoJohnnyGo]

Haha...

 

[dreamintwilight]

David - Never heard the joke Maybe I'm too much of a youngin'

 

[belle1999]

Very funny, Marisa!

David-my grandfather loves to tell that joke

 

[teeny5]

:d

 

[MisB]

Too Funny! Gotta love it.

 

[Astra]

Only in America!!
wouldn't have owt like that here! lol

 

[kenny]

yea McLean & McLean had a Rectum joke in their act back in the day by

Made me lmao. Pretty cool these guys used it for an add.

 

[ChefShazzy]

Hahaha! Rectum jokes. ...How about Futurama, when the professor explains that Uranus was renamed to finally put an end to that joke... Only to be renamed Urectum.

MacLean and MacLean lived in the same neighbourhood in Winnipeg as I did when I lived at home... Funny stuff. Their kids now have a band, fronted by a guy I went to high school with. Small world indeed.

 

[Rob]

That signs gold lmao

Saturday colonoscopies...... I'd be worried if they starts offering drive thru service hahaha

 

[Entchen]

Hahaha!

 

[David in Seattle]

I'd be worried if they starts offering drive thru service hahaha

What's the problem? You just back in

 

[belle1999]

What's the problem? You just back in

LMAO!!! :lol2:

 

[Manzyb]

Becky - I am born and raised in St. Pete!! I usually say Tampa because most people are more familiar with Tampa than St. Pete Cooool!!

I love St. Pete beach :0) My friend has a place on Pass-a-grill. Ever been there? I love it. So nice and not too many people running around :0)

 

[dreamintwilight]

Yup, used to go to Pass-a-grill all the time when I was younger. I prefer Ft. Desoto though for the soft sand.

 

[Dexky]

Ever wonder who becomes a proctologist...I always think some guy in med. school has been called to the dean's office, "son, you know your gpa just isn't quite cutting it, oh by the way..."

 

[Mountaingem]

The funniest part is the "painless" surgury!