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Hi Trysha, I always seem to catch you when u come on.
I just finished my cleaning and still laudry drying. But,
did miost on the weekend, so not bad...
What are u doing this cloudy day???:biggrin:
 
Well today is the day and I don't give a toss!
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Just sayin'
 
Bar stool number seven, worn just right, gentle breeze blowing in from the adjacent window, perfect view of the doorway to the women's room, just in case someone forgets to zip something... Yeah that's our Robbie!:devil:
 
Smoke lingers in the air as men and women alike puff on their expensive cigars.:cool2:
The man in seat no. 7 tells them that these can be had if the price is right.
A fine looking young lass approaches the bar looking to her right. The man in seat no.7 admires her fine derreir from 2 ft. away.: Bartender"" he cries, "I'll buy this ladies drink". All eyes fall upon the young woman as she smiles and blushes at the same time. Robert has a feeling of superiority as the young lass thanks him and strolls over to the pool table...:ylol:
 
Robert747 said:
Shocking - actually anyone fancy a game of darts?
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Sure, why not. Provided it is your picture we are aiming at. Hmmm...right between the eyes for the bullseye I think.

OR

For the true marksman, a full size pic...I don't need to tell you what little body part we will be aiming for Robbie.
 
I don't know what you expect from me...After all, I do come from the land downunder.
 
The man in seat no. 7 waits to see if anyone else approaches her. He sees noone. He slowly slithers off his barstool and places 2 quarters in the slot. The balls come rolling down. The young lady grabs a stick and checks it to see if it is capable of doing the job. The man smiles wryly as he says, "eight ball ok"?
 
You do realise Teresa that you are providing Robbie with his own version of fifty shades of grey.

Get your hands out of your pockets Robbie!!!
 
The young lass replies," why yes",as she gets the rack out to break the balls.
She gathers the balls and places them in the triangle just right. Not too tight and not too lose. The man observes her approvingly, wondering what his next move should be...:cool2:
 
She bends over far enough to make the man cringe inside. Almost see's something...then bang!!! She breaks the balls so hard and fast that they fly every which way on the table. The eight ball goes in the corner pocket and she looks up and smiles and says loudly, "I WIN!!!":lol2:
 
The man slowly walks back to his barstool defeated by a young lass. He wished he hadn't made that bet with Slim for a hundred bucks that he'd beat her. His plans to take her out after were foiled. How disappointed he felt as he handed over the last of his earnings from the cigars... Darn, she was good and he wanted to know at what else... But sadly, she walked out of the bar with a look of superiority,:rosette2: smiling at the old fart in seat no.7 as if saying, "So long sucker!" The End!:lol2:
 
723crossroads said:
She bends over far enough to make the man cringe inside. Almost see's something...then bang!!! She breaks the balls so hard and fast that they fly every which way on the table. The eight ball goes in the corner pocket and she looks up and smiles and says loudly, "I WIN!!!":lol2:
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Is she my age - 31?
 
Robert747 said:
Whitbread Prize nomination 2012

Bravo
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Don't know what whitbread prize is, but I'm guessing for writing. I should've been one. I love to write stories and make them up as I go. I should write one about this forum! What fun it would be to read to outsiders!:lol2:
 
Robert747 said:
Firstly - I do not believe any man has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey
Second - I am very good at Pool - so would be an unfair contest
Third - You are in big trouble when Sandy turns up!
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First, neither have I.
2nd,I used to be on a traveling league and have a beautiful mother of pearl inlaid pool stick.
3rd, Sandy will be laughing so hard, she'll pee on her new floor!!!:lol2:
 
And hearty har har!!! Gotta go for now. ByeCheryl and Trev and Dusty... Wherever you all are.Have a great evening! Bye barstool no.7!!!
 
Hi all - how have you all been going? I head home tonight - just have one more piece of work to do this afternoon and then I fly out tonight
 
Aura said:
Hi all - how have you all been going? I head home tonight - just have one more piece of work to do this afternoon and then I fly out tonight
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Hey Kirsty - Hope it has all gone well.

You had better come back soon - has gone mad - we need you.
 
Goodnight Teresa...zzzz

G'day sheep boy and Aura. :bigwave:

Firstly - I do not believe any man has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey
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Oh Robbie why do you jest so. :nonono:

The truth is Teresa and all, I sent Robbie the trilogy and he emails me everyday thanking me profusely for providing him the reference material to be that man on bar stool number 7. As you can see from reading Teresa's story, he is a slow learner. :(
 
I don't even want to ask how we got on to Mr Grey....What are you lot like???

Personally I thought the author had a lot to learn about sex and female responses to it - it was all the same in her book - a bit boring on that side.

Anyway - I am looking forward to getting back tonight. I do have some appointments tomorrow and then an interview on Thursday - so it will be all go go go
 
Robert747 said:
Firstly - I do not believe any man has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey
Second - I am very good at Pool - so would be an unfair contest
Third - You are in big trouble when Sandy turns up!
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Firstly: ha! Point is proven, right here. But i always did like a well read man.
Second: Just so you know, Robert, I grew up with a pool table in my house. I got pretty good at 8 ball. (Who'd a thunk?)
Third: I've been laughing so hard i didn't know who NOT to thank.

723crossroads said:
First, neither have I.
2nd,I used to be on a traveling league and have a beautiful mother of pearl inlaid pool stick.
3rd, Sandy will be laughing so hard, she'll pee on her new floor!!!:lol2:
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I almost did, and Doug and Ashley keep asking when I'm going to get to painting her room. (Won't let them do it.)

Aura said:
I don't even want to ask how we got on to Mr Grey....What are you lot like???

Personally I thought the author had a lot to learn about sex and female responses to it - it was all the same in her book - a bit boring on that side.

Anyway - I am looking forward to getting back tonight. I do have some appointments tomorrow and then an interview on Thursday - so it will be all go go go
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Oh, Kirsty, the double meanings. No, the triple meanings. Not boring.
 
SandyUte said:
Firstly: ha! Point is proven, right here. But i always did like a well read man.
Second: Just so you know, Robert, I grew up with a pool table in my house. I got pretty good at 8 ball. (Who'd a thunk?)
Third: I've been laughing so hard i didn't know who NOT to thank.


I almost did, and Doug and Ashley keep asking when I'm going to get to painting her room. (Won't let them do it.)


Oh, Kirsty, the double meanings. No, the triple meanings. Not boring.
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Thank goodness u took it right!!!:thumleft:
 
:lol:I still haven't read the instructions:ycool::ybatty:
I'm glad somebody decided to win. I'm afraid of the phone :eek:
 
How RU? Really?
Sigh. I just realized that post appeared on my phone way after it should have. Sigh.Sigh.Sigh.
Anybody home?
 
Just sayin g'nite real quick. Tmoro big day. Enterography!!!
Find out what the heck is going on in there!!!!:blush::heart:
 
Howdie GJ, Teresa if you are still there. I was getting lonely, and feeling sorry for my self, because i worked ago hard today, then nobody is home. JBug and i keep missing each other.:frown:
 
Fight - fight! I wondered when anyone would show up. I thought i'd scared everyone off for good and i had the final win!
 
Good to see the English horse - Green Moon - winning the Melbourne Cup. Watched by Charles and Camilla.
 
So are all you yanks heading out to vote today???

Now if you lived in the greatest democracy in the world...Oz...you wouldn't have much choice...voting is compulsory! :rof:

Voting is on a Saturday here. Why do you guys vote on a Tuesday?
 
DustyKat said:
So are all you yanks heading out to vote today???

Now if you lived in the greatest democracy in the world...Oz...you wouldn't have much choice...voting is compulsory! :rof:

Voting is on a Saturday here. Why do you guys vote on a Tuesday?
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who knows!!! But I am voting for sure!!! we need :sign0085:!!!
 
Slippin' in for a win. Just wanted to let you know that I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. (Although it sure feels like it.) Still not allowed to drive. Bummer. Concussions suck!

I take it Sandy has been keeping everyone in line?

Blessings!
 
Naturelover said:
Slippin' in for a win. Just wanted to let you know that I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. (Although it sure feels like it.) Still not allowed to drive. Bummer. Concussions suck!

I take it Sandy has been keeping everyone in line?

Blessings!
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Hi Glori!! Glad to hear from u. Have u gotten the emails I sent via the fivefly address u gave me? I quit coz I didn't know if u use that one now. Hope u r feeling much better love!Teresa:Karl:
 
Hey, everyone! Nice to see everyone posting. Dusty, I'm surprised you didn't say anything last time Carol said anything about a "quickie." I waited and waited coz i had a good reply then. It is lost now. Teresa, it was lonely without you last night. :frown: Glori, when you coming back full time? And i HATE not driving. Can't slip away for a few minutes when i need a break. My empathies. Ashley's room smells a lot better. Still have to paint, although she is trying to move back in, in more ways than one. I really am getting a complex. I post, and everyone leaves. Teresa is nice to me though. This time I'm going to post then me leave. Nya nya nya nya!
 
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Ryanps, just saw your post. You can have the win till next time i post, okay?:thumleft::ylol:
 
SandyUte said:
Hey, everyone! Nice to see everyone posting. Dusty, I'm surprised you didn't say anything last time Carol said anything about a "quickie." I waited and waited coz i had a good reply then. It is lost now. Teresa, it was lonely without you last night. :frown: Glori, when you coming back full time? And i HATE not driving. Can't slip away for a few minutes when i need a break. My empathies. Ashley's room smells a lot better. Still have to paint, although she is trying to move back in, in more ways than one. I really am getting a complex. I post, and everyone leaves. Teresa is nice to me though. This time I'm going to post them me leave. Nya nya nya nya!
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Sandy, getting ready to leave for test. Have a great day and everyone else here too!!!
 
723crossroads said:
Sandy, getting ready to leave for test. Have a great day and everyone else here too!!!
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:rosette2: for you. And :rosette2:. And:wub: and :):rosette1::rosette1::rosette1::eek::ghug::Karl::Flower::sun::Flower::us_flag::cool::kiss::Flower::sun::sun:May your test be easy, non-harmful, and find a cure for aids and crohns (and all IBSs and even my IBS), and may the cure cost nothing.
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ryanps said:
So, does the new guy win?
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Welcome, Ryanps....(insert evil laugh here)...well now you've done it, you are part of the insane asylum! It's kind of like the "Hotel California", you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. LOL!
 
Honestly Cheryl you wouldn't want me.I moan and whine the whole time I do my own,so I can't imagine doing somebody elses.I love a neat clean home but I desperately want a magic wand.
 
Oh my gosh, so do I! I got no dusting or vacuuming done with having that garage sale again Saturday. Need to get the bathroom cleaned too.
 
Never ending.........The next time I'm coming back rich instead of good looking haha (thought I better add the haha in case you thought I had a big head)
 
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