Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[Robert747]

putting on my psychedelic shirt

 

[723crossroads]

Even though it really hurt:frown:

 

[Aura]

I painted a picture of puddles:thumright:

 

[723crossroads]

Bob's your uncle and Sally's your aunt (NEW ONE)

 

[Beach bum]

Henry's your cousin so he can't

 

[723crossroads]

Mary's your sister, the pain in the a--

 

[acheallova]

Little Susie, just plugs her ears and plants her butt in the grass!

 

[Robert747]

as for mad Mick - he just eats a plant

 

[Robert747]

There was a young lady from Peru

 

[scottsma]

who wanted a fella to woo

 

[723crossroads]

so she stuck out her chest

 

[scottsma]

and took off her vest

 

[723crossroads]

and grabbed the first guy in the loo









Leaving for our trip, be back tomorrow night! Love to all!:heart:

 

[scottsma]

when gazing one night at the Moon

 

[acheallova]

Passerbyers thought me a total loon

 

[Robert747]

I didn't care as I waved so hard

 

[acheallova]

Even though i thought the guy was a tard! :rof:

 

[Robert747]

I replied 'but I couldn't see it at noon'

 

[723crossroads]

Now she's back to haunt you dear! (NEW ONE)

 

[acheallova]

Now let's be nice and not turn this into a campaign smear

 

[723crossroads]

Even though he knows he's guilty

 

[Robert747]

Because I have no idea what you are talking about (nothing new there) - shall we start again?

There was an old drunk from Rome

 

[723crossroads]

Because I have no idea what you are talking about (nothing new there) - shall we start again?

There was an old drunk from Rome

Cheater!!! I started it above!

 

[723crossroads]

Even though he knows he's guilty

 

[Robert747]

Now she's back to haunt you dear!

With that witch, you'll have much to fear

 

[723crossroads]

For in that cauldron she's got cooking:hallo3:

 

[scottsma]

something that will start you puking

 

[723crossroads]

It's Robert's underwear!!!:lol2:

 

[Robert747]

Grrrrrrr

 

[723crossroads]

Grrrrrrr

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha:hallo3::hallo3::hallo3:

 

[acheallova]

With that witch, you'll have much to fear

Oh i c, my rhyme didn't count- smear ( between Teresa n Robert) get it?

 

[Robert747]

Oh i c, my rhyme didn't count- smear ( between Teresa n Robert) get it?

Look it's like this Angel - Teresa posted the first line then I thought you two were having a conversation - now I realise it was part of the limerick - but it was the worst limerick ever though - so did you a favour really!

 

[723crossroads]

NEW ONE

Angels appear when you least expect

 

[scottsma]

when you're good or when you're wrecked

 

[723crossroads]

They surround you in your windstorm

 

[scottsma]

they appear in many forms

 

[Robert747]

They always have my respect

 

[723crossroads]

When life gets you down... NEW ONE!

 

[scottsma]

smile at people 'round town

 

[723crossroads]

they just might cheer you up

 

[Robert747]

With me I just get locked up

 

[Beach bum]

Cos when I grin I look slightly unsound.

 

[723crossroads]

Cos when I grin I look slightly unsound.

JUST SLIGHTLY???????????:ybiggrin:

 

[Robert747]

JUST SLIGHTLY???????????:ybiggrin:

Hey !

 

[723crossroads]

Hay is for horses!!!:thumleft:Thought I heard you whinny a time or two!
Hows your lovelife in there? Any pretty guards to flirt with?:rr::dog::Karl::crab::award2:

 

[Robert747]

The desperate man escaped from jail

 

[723crossroads]

For he just had to find a gal

 

[scottsma]

over the wall he did go

 

[723crossroads]

where he was going ,he did not know

 

[scottsma]

but he might find an old gal in the Mall

 

[723crossroads]

Tempted was John, the butcher's son

 

[scottsma]

to make links of sausage with his pants undone (for comfort you understand)

 

[723crossroads]

Little did he know that Jane walked in

 

[scottsma]

and took a slice of one thats thin

 

[723crossroads]

But poor gal picked the wrong one LOL!!!:thumleft:

 

[723crossroads]

Jerry liked to bathe at nine

 

[Grumbletum]

Then relax with a big glass of wine

 

[723crossroads]

But mother would complain

 

[acheallova]

Look it's like this Angel - Teresa posted the first line then I thought you two were having a conversation - now I realise it was part of the limerick - but it was the worst limerick ever though - so did you a favour really!

I forgive you n still luv ya rosey. Flower for u :rosette2: :ybiggrin:

 

[Robert747]

why don't you clear off back to Spain


Angel - I get nervous when you are being nice to me - not right for my mean image

 

[Grumbletum]

And Jerry said 'You want some wine with your whine?'

 

[723crossroads]

and come back another time!

OOPS! Double post again!:frown:

 

[acheallova]

And Jerry said 'You want some wine with your whine?'

Yup, n I'll b just fine!

 

[723crossroads]

as she lay there on the beach (New One)

 

[Beach bum]

Her bum looked like a peach

 

[Robert747]

Old Fred's eyes were a'poppin

 

[scottsma]

from foot to foot he was a hoppin'

 

[Gwen pippy]

Not only his knee's were a knocking

 

[scottsma]

A fella who smoked good cigars

 

[Aura]

Liked girls that drive sports cars

 

[acheallova]

Never he dare look at the girls in bars

 

[723crossroads]

???????????????????:ywow::ywow::ywow::ywow:
I dont know where it started or ended! Robert you need to enforce the new one and end for all us...:wink:

 

[acheallova]

I thought Carols was start of new one? My bad

 

[Aura]

its ok Angel
Lets start a new one :biggrin: [NEW]

There once was a girl who liked to cook

 

[723crossroads]

She'd find a way by hook or by crook

 

[Robert747]

It made her husband the size of a house

 

[723crossroads]

He found out she caught and cooked him a mouse

 

[Aura]

After he puked he got her to cook from a book

 

[acheallova]

Now before he eats, he takes another look!

 

[Grumbletum]

It's wintry and my toes are frozen ( new )

 

[acheallova]

With my plow, i go a doze'n

 

[scottsma]

clear a path up to the door

 

[acheallova]

Then, outta nowhere comes a ton more!

 

[Aura]

I felt like I was back in Posen! :biggrin: [end]

 

[acheallova]

All hallows eve brings out the goblins (new)

 

[723crossroads]

And I was feelin like hobnobbin

 

[Aura]

I want a treat!

 

[Grumbletum]

Some candies to eat

 

[acheallova]

Yummy yummy for my tummy, too much knocks me off my feet!!

 

[723crossroads]

for apples we did go a bobbin (END)

 

[723crossroads]

There's a lady named Delilah

 

[Beach bum]

And you wouldn't want to rile 'er

 

[scottsma]

she is huge with fists like boulders

 

[723crossroads]

and the biggest broadest shoulders

 

[Robert747]

She was definitely not a smiler

 

[723crossroads]

There was a chinaman in a canoe

 

[scottsma]

who wore a straw hat,and only one shoe

 

[723crossroads]

He didn't dare tip over

 

[acheallova]

:ylol:Cause he didn't want to land on Rover

 

[scottsma]

Then he'd have to doggy paddle too