Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[723crossroads]

There was a photographer named Mike

 

[scottsma]

who did photos that people would like

 

[Robert747]

sadly his assistant was a pain

 

[723crossroads]

cant remember her name

 

[scottsma]

but Mike told her to go take a hike

 

[Robert747]

While walking across the field one Summers day

 

[scottsma]

I saw a movement in the freshly mown hay

 

[SandyUte]

Two lovers were there

 

[723crossroads]

without so much as a care

 

[Aura]

As they intended to make out all day:lol2:

 

[Grumbletum]

It's getting cold, winter's nearing

 

[scottsma]

we need a spade for snow a'clearing

 

[Robert747]

a good excuse for a warming whiskey

 

[sickofcrohns]

Perfect stuff to make you frisky

 

[scottsma]

Is that you cheering I am hearing?

 

[723crossroads]

Anniversaries are for loving:heart:

 

[Aura]

I just saw hubby a'shoving

 

[Robert747]

a huge present in the cupboard

 

[SandyUte]

His huge love unexpired

 

[Robert747]

'Don't do it' he could hear me shouting

 

[723crossroads]

Apple pie for breakfast:thumleft:

 

[Robert747]

Beer for lunch - I'm aghast

 

[723crossroads]

Beer for lunch - I'm aghast

ROBERT!!! That does not rhyme with breakfast, now think up some other one you dolt!:yfaint:

 

[Robert747]

It does with an English accent :ylol:

 

[723crossroads]

Brownies laced for dinner

 

[Grumbletum]

I sure aint gonna get thinner

 

[scottsma]

if I eat one too many

 

[Robert747]

Carol has lost it!

 

[SandyUte]

But Robert has no wit!

 

[Robert747]

Grrrrr

 

[SandyUte]

So while he was growling,
The ladies were howling,
And Robert felt like -- I'm too much of a lady to say it.
.... He should sit.

 

[Aura]

Time for a new one...


This just aint cricket...

 

[SandyUte]

An eagle's nest, high in a tree

 

[723crossroads]

One eagle who wants to fly free

 

[Aura]

He flaps his wings

 

[Grumbletum]

And as he soars he sings

 

[scottsma]

Oh,what a wonderful thing to be

 

[scottsma]

Carol has lost it!

Are you surprised ????:wink:

 

[723crossroads]

Miss Wiggles married a miner

 

[scottsma]

they had coffee and cake at the diner

 

[723crossroads]

a young lass walked by

 

[scottsma]

and he gave her the eye

 

[Aura]

So Mrs Wiggles gave him a shiner

 

[723crossroads]

So Mrs Wiggles gave him a shiner

Awesome Kirsty!!!!

 

[Robert747]

Awesome Kirsty!!!!

Agreed - excellent stuff Kirsty

 

[Aura]

Saturday's market was very busy

 

[Grumbletum]

But Elle went shopping with her best friend Lizzie

 

[Beach bum]

Especially for Luscious Lizzy,

ooops snap changing mine to :


They needed some pants ,

 

[723crossroads]

and some Foster grants:cool2:

 

[Aura]

To stop Elle looking so dizzy

 

[Aura]

Sexy Steve liked to play cricket
Every now and then he would nick it
But he'd hit the ball
To the wall
An sometimes through the thicket

:ylol2: :ylol2: Can you tell I miss hubby:ylol2:?

 

[723crossroads]

Sexy Steve liked to play cricket
Every now and then he would nick it
But he'd hit the ball
To the wall
An sometimes through the thicket

:ylol2: :ylol2: Can you tell I miss hubby:ylol2:?

Totally can:wub::wub::wub:

 

[723crossroads]

Alex always wore green pants

 

[scottsma]

his bum the size of elephants

 

[Aura]

If he didn't he had a big rant

 

[723crossroads]

If he didn't he had a big rant

This line should not rhyme Kirsty!!! OOPS:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

Everytime that he'd walk by

 

[Robert747]

This line should not rhyme Kirsty!!! OOPS:ylol2:

Told you she was drowsy

 

[Robert747]

Everytime that he'd walk by

The ladies would sigh 'My, oh my'

 

[723crossroads]

Told you she was drowsy

YEP!!!:rof:

 

[scottsma]

they'd run indoors and hide the pie

 

[723crossroads]

So he'd stop and pose in a stance:rof:

 

[723crossroads]

they'd run indoors and hide the pie

OK sorry to have to be the one to tell you...:rof:

 

[scottsma]

they'd run indoors and hide the pie

I know, I'm in trouble again :ybatty:

 

[Robert747]

OK sorry to have to be the one to tell you...:rof:

They are not quite as with it as us Teresa, eh?

 

[723crossroads]

They are not quite as with it as us Teresa, eh?

Just for today it seems, I am still having my 1st cuppa, Kirsty is sick though, we must excuse her. Whatever is ailing poor Carol???

 

[scottsma]

at least I own up to things

 

[723crossroads]

Amen Sister!!!
You start the next limerick ok???

 

[scottsma]

she didn't know what she was doing

 

[723crossroads]

why her kittens were always meoowing

 

[scottsma]

so she gave them a feed

 

[723crossroads]

and met all their need

 

[Robert747]

as they were busy chewing

 

[scottsma]

and then all the strays were a'queueing

 

[scottsma]

as they were busy chewing

will you stop butting in?? you're getting me in trouble again:rof:

 

[723crossroads]

will you stop butting in?? you're getting me in trouble again:rof:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!:rof::rof::rof:
I'm clueless now. Where is the start??

 

[723crossroads]

Oh we're on the ending to the kittens?ok
New one now

 

[723crossroads]

There were three on a forum

 

[Aura]

This line should not rhyme Kirsty!!! OOPS:ylol2:

I was typing it the same time it got posted by Carol then I hit submit not knowing one had popped up. My bad I know

 

[723crossroads]

I was typing it the same time it got posted by Carol then I hit submit not knowing one had popped up. My bad I know

I hate when that happens! It has happened to me too!:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

OK;
There was three on a forum
One was a moron:ylol2:

 

[Beach bum]

The second a dullard and slob,

Not pointing at anybody, it's just what popped into my head :ybiggrin:

 

[723crossroads]

The third was a lady

 

[Robert747]

The third was a lady

Point of order Teresa - what does that rhyme with?

 

[Aura]

Ok so to recap:

THere were three on a forum
One was a moron
The second a dullard and a slob

The third had a big gob

 

[723crossroads]

Point of order Teresa - what does that rhyme with?

Beachbum posted before I got mine in there. That's my story and I'm stickin to it!!:rof:

 

[723crossroads]

Oh my gosh and begorum:rof::rof::rof:


Robert, I forgot to tell you, At Ligonier days we met a couple who just moved here from Scotland five months ago. Loved hearing them talk. They said it is beautiful there as you said, but too rainy.

 

[Robert747]

Ok so to recap:

THere were three on a forum
One was a moron
The second a dullard and a slob

The third had a big gob

So when they met someone they would really bore 'em

 

[Aura]

There was a man that lived on the Moon

 

[Beach bum]

No knife and fork had he , only a spoon,

 

[scottsma]

so when he ate steak he had such a job

 

[723crossroads]

With the two teeth he had left, he gnawed

 

[acheallova]

That he asked his best friend Bob!

 

[acheallova]

( darn it Teresa...LOL)

 

[723crossroads]

( darn it Teresa...LOL)

SORRY!!! Guess we were in tune with eachother!:rof:

 

[723crossroads]

took him from dawn till noon!

 

[acheallova]

Ending lunch time with a sonic boom

 

[723crossroads]

Ending lunch time with a sonic boom

Angel, my line ended it. Only one line for the last that rhymes with the first. We are so confused on here because we all keep posting other things. We should all write" new one" and "the end
when it's done. I was doing that but forgot...

 

[723crossroads]

New One:

Creativity can cause me troubles

 

[scottsma]

when I paint up come bubbles