Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[723crossroads]

People screaming nowhere to go:eek2:

 

[Beach bum]

Running like chickens to and fro

 

[723crossroads]

if you could've heard the sound!!!:eek2:

 

[Robert747]

Friday night and I'm feeling bright and dandy

 

[Robert747]

well if I was "bright and dandy" I'd phone the police......:eek2:

Does that mean something different up North?

Now get on with the Limerick!

 

[scottsma]

Friday night and I'm feeling bright and dandy

I'll have a quick shower,then out for a Shandy

 

[723crossroads]

Drink until the sun comes up:eek2:

 

[scottsma]

Then for the road another I'd sup

 

[723crossroads]

Crying over my old gal Mandy!!!:confused2:

 

[723crossroads]

Saturday again and nothing to do

 

[scottsma]

would like to go shopping,but Dollars are few

 

[Robert747]

Let's go to football - that's a good idea

 

[scottsma]

then off to the pub for a pie and a beer

 

[Robert747]

Isn't that sweet - just me and you (end)

 

[scottsma]

A fan went to a footie match

 

[723crossroads]

Some fungal thing he did catch....:lol2:

 

[scottsma]

Because it itched he had to scratch

 

[723crossroads]

left him with an awful patch:ymad:

 

[Robert747]

Okay you two - play properly !!!!!

 

[723crossroads]

Okay you two - play properly !!!!!

See who screwed up, it weren't me, LOL! It was the ditzy blonde wannabe!!!:ylol:

 

[Robert747]

I agree - Carol - SORT IT OUT !

 

[723crossroads]

Than passed it to his girlfriends snatch!!!:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

New one~ Carol was a ditzy blonde:lol2:

 

[Robert747]

I would make her disappear if I had a wand

 

[723crossroads]

But I am not a witch you see....

 

[Naturelover]

I only brew tea

 

[723crossroads]

so I'll throw her in the pond!:lol2:

 

[723crossroads]

New one~ Cadavers were hidden all over the house

 

[Beach bum]

Some looked a bit nibbled , by cat or by mouse ,

 

[723crossroads]

Their color turned grey

 

[scottsma]

And it's only fair to say

 

[723crossroads]

They were probably covered in louse!!!

 

[scottsma]

there was a young lady from France

 

[Beach bum]

Who had great big ants in her pants

 

[scottsma]

She'd fidget and scratch

 

[723crossroads]

As if she could catch~

 

[scottsma]

As if she could catch~

do you want to tweek this line a wee bit T.,or finish the limerick.I'm struggling.:confused2:

 

[Beach bum]

As if she could catch~


Those giant ants on a lance.

 

[723crossroads]

The Pope here is pooped

 

[Spooky1]

into the Vatican loo he trooped

 

[723crossroads]

Carrying a glass of strawberry wine

 

[Spooky1]

that made him feel just fine

 

[Beach bum]

So then he danced and whooped !

 

[scottsma]

There once was a lady called Rosie

 

[723crossroads]

Who painted purple her tosies

 

[scottsma]

She walked in her bare feet

 

[723crossroads]

To the sound of the beat

 

[scottsma]

and where-ever the the band goes,goes Rosie

 

[723crossroads]

There was a child born with 6 toes

 

[Beach bum]

Four arms , three eyes and one nose,

 

[723crossroads]

Twas a sight for us to see!:eek2:

 

[scottsma]

As mom dressed her just like a BEE

 

[Robert747]

Let's bring this one to a close

 

[Robert747]

Besides I think all Limericks should be saucy


There was a young lady from St. Moritz

 

[scottsma]

Who,when ski-ing showed off her pert bits

 

[Spooky1]

such a brazen fashionista

 

[723crossroads]

She bared her arse toward the Easta

 

[Spooky1]

but because she was drunk she went off piste

 

[Robert747]

Yeh - see we can make proper saucy limericks - Next!

 

[Spooky1]

there was a wicked man from ipswich

 

[scottsma]

Who looked for flings with girls on the "rich list"

 

[Spooky1]

his humour was so naughty

 

[723crossroads]

He could entice even the haughty

 

[Beach bum]

Especially when he got them all pissed ( Brit for drunk )

 

[723crossroads]

Stockings said the tall bad blonde~

 

[Dexky]

as the magician waved his magic wand

 

[723crossroads]

So slide them off said he who dared....

 

[Dexky]

and steamily her legs were bared

 

[723crossroads]

And she gave into what was wrong!

 

[Grouchy]

after hastily removing her thong

 

[Dexky]

It's a never ending lim'rick you see

 

[723crossroads]

It's the Sabbath so must be clean~

 

[Beach bum]

But I can't help what comes to me in a saucy dream

 

[723crossroads]

But I can't help what comes to me in a saucy dream

Just don't repeat it.:cool2:be cool!

 

[scottsma]

But it's Tuesday now,I'm free to drool

 

[723crossroads]

and maybe even scream!:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

New one~
Todays the best of all my days

 

[scottsma]

it's made me smile in many ways

 

[Robert747]

I should not have laughed at the unfortunate scene

 

[scottsma]

but I could see in the grass where the action had been

 

[723crossroads]

and boy did it make waves.

 

[scottsma]

The tips of my toes are freezing

 

[723crossroads]

Ths smoke rising high was teasing

 

[Beach bum]

So into the pub I go

 

[scottsma]

A whisky down my throat will flow

 

[723crossroads]

All my pain now easing

 

[Beach bum]

New

It's Easter and the bunnies are frisky,

 

[scottsma]

and getting too cosy is nothing but risky

 

[723crossroads]

so they go about in quiet races

 

[scottsma]

And stop for a cuddle in secret places

 

[723crossroads]

And have themselves a whiskey!:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

Have a chocolate easter egg you three~ (new one)

 

[Robert747]

what?

 

[scottsma]

what?

That's what I thought,so I passed to let you sort it:ybatty:

 

[Beach bum]

Have a chocolate easter egg you three~

Delivered to your door by a six foot fluffy bunnie

 

[scottsma]

Nibble it slowly,let it melt in your mouth

 

[Beach bum]

Enjoy it everywhere west, north, east and south.

 

[scottsma]

But always be sure there's lots left for me

 

[723crossroads]

I'm back is what you'll see!:eek2:

 

[scottsma]

(new) While riding his bike down the hill