Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[723crossroads]

Had to scrape it off his knee

 

[scottsma]

New one.......While sitting one day on the beach

 

[723crossroads]

I saw a lass as soft as a peach:ytongue:

 

[scottsma]

her hair was gold her eyes were blue

 

[723crossroads]

in my heart I already knew

 

[Beach bum]

A girl that hot was way out of my reach.

 

[723crossroads]

New one~ Twinkle said the star so bright

 

[Dexky]

to the moon one cloudless night

 

[scottsma]

What are they doing down on Earth

 

[Dexky]

In New York City and in Perth

 

[***Lisa***]

That beautiful planet which God gave birth

 

[scottsma]

They're downing the booze and starting a FIGHT !!!!!!

 

[***Lisa***]

New one -
Someday when the time is right

 

[Beach bum]

I will pull and pull with all my might,

 

[***Lisa***]

And in the end, after I gave it my all

 

[723crossroads]

I'll raise my hands as my body falls:ytongue:

 

[scottsma]

This pony tail is so darn' tight

 

[scottsma]

new one......while sitting in the dark,alone

 

[723crossroads]

I decided to pick up my telephone

 

[scottsma]

who can I call,will they think I'm a fool ?

 

[Robert747]

more likely they'll think I'm a right tool

 

[scottsma]

So I'll just sit on my own and have a good moan

 

[723crossroads]

New One~Another day to try and win

 

[scottsma]

The battle I have to keep myself slim

 

[723crossroads]

Thought about wiring my jaw

 

[scottsma]

and putting a lock on the freezer door

 

[723crossroads]

But laughed and indulged again with a grin!

 

[scottsma]

There was an OLD bear called "The Growler"

 

[723crossroads]

His neighbor the wolf was the howler

 

[scottsma]

They'd drink wine all night

 

[723crossroads]

Then get into a fight

 

[scottsma]

'cos each wanted to be the best prowler

 

[723crossroads]

Now that I'm getting older

 

[scottsma]

I'm confident and such a lot bolder

 

[723crossroads]

Too bad my body got old too

 

[scottsma]

My hair is grey and my teeth are few

 

[723crossroads]

I guess I'll just cry on your shoulder!!!:ylol2:

 

[scottsma]

A toothless old guy from New Jersey

 

[723crossroads]

Had bought himself a fine old gernsey.








It is a kind of cow.

 

[scottsma]

Had bought himself a fine old gernsey.








It is a kind of cow.

Thanks Teresa,Guernsay is in the English Channel betweem England And France.I've been there on holiday AND seen the cows insitue:wink:

 

[scottsma]

Twice a day she gave him milk

 

[723crossroads]

But had to milk her on a tilt:rof:

 

[scottsma]

'cos his stool only had two legs,see ?

 

[scottsma]

A snotty nosed kid from Georgia

 

[Dexky]

Was hikin' the red river gorge...uh

 

[scottsma]

His nose was drippin' so much

 

[Dexky]

From sweat and snot and such

 

[723crossroads]

It created a brand new gorge uh.LOL:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

Twas the winter of discontent:stinks:

 

[Dexky]

on my arse twas how it went

 

[scottsma]

Frosty days and assets frozen

 

[Dexky]

time to store the lederhosen

 

[scottsma]

Now I wait 'til Spring is sent

 

[scottsma]

While cleaning out the shed one day

 

[Dexky]

My pop I overheard to say

 

[scottsma]

I'm sure it's hid a'back of here

 

[723crossroads]

We'll find it somewhere in the rear

 

[Dexky]

then save it for a rainy day!

 

[723crossroads]

My the snow's been deep this year:eek2:

 

[Robert747]

any more and my roof will fall in I fear

 

[scottsma]

So cold it was,up to my knees

 

[Beach bum]

Trudging through it made me wheeze

 

[scottsma]

But 'twon't be long 'til summers here.

 

[scottsma]

Roaring along on his shiney chopper

 

[723crossroads]

Came Mr. Funny, bunny hopper:ylol2:

 

[scottsma]

His ears and whiskers streamed back in the wind

 

[723crossroads]

His fluffy tail he must rescind

 

[Robert747]

or that big red bus he will be on toppa

 

[723crossroads]

Mary Magdeline she was a whore

 

[Dexky]

now she's dead, she's not no more

 

[723crossroads]

Her hair she used to wash His feet

 

[Dexky]

a bible lesson, what a treat

 

[723crossroads]

of those we could use more!

 

[scottsma]

There was an old parrot called Dicky

 

[Dexky]

He wouln't eat crackers, he's picky!

 

[723crossroads]

He would say loudly he wanted sardines:ylol2:

 

[Dexky]

immediately after, he'd need the latrine

 

[sawdust]

because he was feeling quite sickly.

 

[scottsma]

A fella was having a swim

 

[723crossroads]

He came upon fish for din

 

[Dexky]

If he could only catch 'em

 

[723crossroads]

but he was still a nappin'

 

[scottsma]

so he gave up and bought some at the shop (and lied about it)

 

[723crossroads]

Pelosi was a fireman of sorts ( New one)

 

[scottsma]

he wore a fine helmet and big baggy shorts

 

[723crossroads]

His hose he would carry in case of a fire:ylol2:

 

[scottsma]

Always on the job,and never did tire

 

[723crossroads]

Hoping for all great reports!

 

[723crossroads]

new one~

Gracie turned sixty you see....

 

[scottsma]

And asked Dotty over for tea

 

[723crossroads]

Dotty being a lush....

 

[scottsma]

she was never in much of a rush

 

[723crossroads]

my latrine was full of pee!!!:rof::rof::rof:

 

[Beach bum]

Finally the sun is out ,

 

[scottsma]

Spring will come,there is no doubt

 

[Robert747]

'But I hate the Summer' cried Fred

 

[scottsma]

All of my bits get shiney and red

 

[723crossroads]

Sunburn again, a terrible bout!

 

[723crossroads]

New~ Meteors crashing to the ground

 

[Beach bum]

Explosions and chaos all around