Once there was a kangaroo named Kevin who did the worst impression thing. He could never expecting anything to look that green. In Romania last winter Snot flowed Disgustingly.... into every orifice. Kevin (remember him, the kangaroo) thought about kleenex but realised a massive bucket would only thwart his through from into puddles. Deforestation threatened members of Kevin's family who thought that if they continued Breeding they would soon outgrow pajamas with fluffy lining cosy footies. Besides the pajamas, Kevin wasn't ready to face his favorite teacher becuase homework is not eaten for Fun, rather for necessity. Fortunately Kevin enjoyed eating homework. Once Kevin laughed about his strange diet, but eating anyrhing was causing problems with Kevin's bowel yogurt and charcoal barbecue sauce nerve potion
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EDIT: I'm sorry but "bowel yogurt and charcoal barbecue sauce nerve potion" sounds absolutely disgusting! Is this a new treatment in IBD? lol