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How come, dogs only bark, phones ring, and husband wants something EVERYTIME I get on here????:voodoo:
 
Lishyloo said:
Gonna sound really ungrateful here.... But after 3 months signed off sick, someone is visiting me from my work.... Dammit! I look REALLY well today! Where did the bags under my eyes go??? Just flaming typical, she's gonna go back in and be saying to people "dunno what the problem is, she looked fine to me"....
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I can't believe it has taken then THREE MONTHS!!!! I'm sure you can make yourself look a bit sicker? Mess yourself up a bit, pethaps some creasey (how DO you spell that??) pillow face and pillow hair? And stay in your jammies :)
 
shazamataz said:
I can't believe it has taken then THREE MONTHS!!!! I'm sure you can make yourself look a bit sicker? Mess yourself up a bit, pethaps some creasey (how DO you spell that??) pillow face and pillow hair? And stay in your jammies :)
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Not that bad o been off almost 6 months and havnt seen or heard from anyone yet

hmmm maybe that's saying something lmao
 
Bloody internet keeps going out right in the middle of something IMPORTANT! *



* Importance may vary. May not actually have any importance at all.
May actually be completely lacking of importance.


:tongue:
 
Jettalady said:
You Still getting snow ? We arent lol :ylol2:
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No we got 8" of ice on top of 15" of snow from last weekend, our pines snapped, power out for 5 hours; you know we can't drive in this stuff!!

Whoa MINI, that is an awesome gun you are toting.
 
Wow, lots of snow.. we are used to it here, but it has been too cold but now mild because my husband is home... only cold snaps are here when he is gone! We have a generator, because we always had hydro and no water or ac or heat... never again , and only once since we got the generator lol.
 
We use battery operated stuff, but with the generator, we use everything in the house and only draws 10%... I aint gonna be without water... I have Crohns LOL
 
Ha, too cold out here to do that lol. Frostbite!!! TP would be like card board, I am too old for that crap,,, pardon the pun !
 
my.december said:
7 inches of new snow on the ground, power outages starting, and we're still not into the worst of the storm yet.
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Same here, 15" snow last weekend, today, 8" of ice and trees down everywhere. Still sleeting out.
 
farm said:
Same here, 15" snow last weekend, today, 8" of ice and trees down everywhere. Still sleeting out.
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Yeah, it's fun. Low predictions are saying 20-30 inches. Higher predictions are saying more than 3-3.5 feet. Wheeeeeeeeeee! 3-4 inches an hour starting soon.

Thank God for the woodstove.
 
So I shouldn't mention I'm sittin in the sun lounge here in a comfy chair dozing in the warmth??

Beautiful outside wish I could be out there :(
 
Too hot here! I hate to complain but have been out taking photos for Masters Games all week and there has not been a single cloud! Not good for photos (too contrasty) and no fun standing around in it!!
 
29c here today slight cloud beautiful blue skies very slight breeze by looks from window
 
I think we're in the mid 20s Rob, we have had rubbish weather for so ling it's a bit of a shock for southern New Zealand! 29 is probably cold for you in summer?
 
Yea it's nice temp
had a string of low - mid 40c last month about 9 days straight I think
that was horrid
 
my.december said:
Yeah, it's fun. Low predictions are saying 20-30 inches. Higher predictions are saying more than 3-3.5 feet. Wheeeeeeeeeee! 3-4 inches an hour starting soon.

Thank God for the woodstove.
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That is insane!

I'm in the south, we can NOT drive in this mess! lol
 
I'm really not THAT far north at all. Just in VERY southern PA... basically Maryland. Where I went to college (in VA) is calling for 30+ inches. This storm system is insane. I kinda love it. Kinda hate it. Potential thundersnow in the morning though, and that is the most awesome thing in the world. Kinda stoked for that.

But yeah, apparently, we've had more snow this year than the far northern places like Vermont. It's odd.

Oh, and I drive a Honda Civic. My car REFUSES to drive in this mess. Good thing I thought ahead and stocked up... on the booze that is.
 
This sucks we have nothing up here! I want more snow to go snowmobiling for real!!! This winter has sucked!

I love thunder snow storms!! Pretty cool.
 
Yeah, the snowmobiles and 4-wheelers (if they can even move through it well enough) will be out in full force tomorrow. Looking forward to that! :D
 
Oh I too hate those Pirate!!

I hate how darn hot its been... even if we finally get a breeze its warm as!! Thank god for aircon could not live without it at the moment.

EDIT: I hate the fact that my aircon in our bedroom has decided to die in this heat... OMG Im going to die trying to sleep tonight.. and its only 3 years old!!! Not happy one bit.
 
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Rob said:
So I shouldn't mention I'm sittin in the sun lounge here in a comfy chair dozing in the warmth??

Beautiful outside wish I could be out there :(
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Rob, where in Oz do you live?? Im assuming with 40 deg heat its probably melbourne or adelaide??? Unless you are out west??
 
Oh I have always wanted to check Adelaide out everyone has told me it such a beautiful city. I live in Townsville, Far North Qld!! It gets extremely hot up here a different heat to you guys I think. You seem to get a really extreme dry heat that causes wicked fires, but only last for a short period of time where as we get a really humid heat so it can be only 32 degs and feel like 40 and ours starts around Oct and doesn't seem to start to cool down till end of April... thankfully we don't get many fires but we do have to deal with the cyclones instead.
Sad tomorrow is Black Saturday... was such a horrible time last year for Melbourne with such devastating fires.. my heart just breaks thinking about it.

Sorry I hijacked the vent thread so just to make sure Im still having a vent here it is... I hate that I hijaked this thread... he..he. :)
 
yes the bag was delayed (by ignorance and vanity) While it has improved my life with crohn. It prolapsed out 5 inches!!! Help! :eek2:
 
So sad, our good friend died suddenly last night leaving an 11 yr old son. So unexpected and so damn crap.
 
Oh Lishy, so sorry to hear that!

My vent is that I got practially NO sleep, despite taking a pill to get me off early for the big morning taking photos. They shouldn't call them sleeping pills if they don't make you sleep! :(
 
I hate being bloated and really gassy. Might have to sleep on the couch or Janis is really in for a long night.
 
I ache all over
my joints are all swallon an sore

god I hate this feeling bloody hydrocortiscone
 
my son expects clean , dry and ironed clothes for tommorrow morning,. then why does he give me the clothes on sunday afternoon. i am a mother not a mircle worker!!!
 
Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags go up. Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup...
 
We may be the only 2 on here that know that tune!

She's all alone in her time of need.
 
He's going for speed.

(Nice, I should have known Ris steps up to the plate.)
 
I might as well keep it going!

Because hes racing and pacing and ploting the course, hes fighting and biting and riding on his horse... :)
 
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns....

He's going the distance...
 
Farm has someone for whom he still burns, or still burns from rather.

Haha!! Can we just change this all to the other thread!! :p
 
Having a BAD day....

Pah! Gonna go back to bed... First the car door/window is broken. Went through the drive through for petrol, started pressing the window open button, and heard an almighty crunch, thought I had hit the bollard, but no the door/window mechanism has bust and now the only way in and out of my car is a classy butt first manouvere through the passenger side.... A repair bill wouldn't be so dire if I wasn't living on sick pay at the moment, oh and that we just had to pay out £550 to fix Matt's car.... Oh and then there was the £1100 bill for the hot water cylinder splitting and trashing our downstairs neighbour's flat.

Then I get a nasty solicitors letter, they claim to have done their sums wrong when I sold my house 3 months ago, and that I owe them £113. No problem! I'll just pluck that out of my bumhole shall I?

Then the oven door fell off, kicking it has not solved the problem.... opened the fridge and my medicine caddy hurled itself across the kitchen scattering tablets everywhere...after hunting high and low for the candles the boys need for cubs I schlepped to the shop to buy more, only to find ours as soon as I got in... Then I ripped my thumb nail off ...
 
Aww Lishy!!! Well lets hope this little bad luck spell is done with!

Krahsdnal you will get through! Just think how good the nap will feel when you get home, good for you for going back.
 
Hugs lishy

sounds like bed is a good option get up after an start a fresh

chin up Hun hope things improve
 
lishy, maybe the oven didnt really want to be kicked?
tomorrow will be a better day.
the cat stinks. anyone want a very windy stinky cat?
 
Yeah - if they want a very windy stinky cat - they can take my really loud and annoying cat at the same time (please!).
 
Lishy - I don't have a Peaches Approved button - but I'll do my Peaches walk for you!!! I hope tomorrow is a GREAT day by comparison!!! :shantel:
 
I'm tired of people around here taking what I say so literally.

That's my vent. I would say more, but we're not in The Lounge.
 
Santos61198 said:
I'm tired of people around here taking what I say so literally.

That's my vent. I would say more, but we're not in The Lounge.
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I take nothing you say to be literal...or serious...
 
Frigging cat won't let me give him his pill this morning. After 4 failed attempts he chased me around the house trying to attack me! :(
 
You may laugh, Rob, but it's not really a laughing matter! ;) It had me reduced to tears last night and took 8 attempts!!! And I have to do this twice a day for at least a month!!!!!
 
Shaz - do you feed him wet food or dry food only? If you only feed him dry food - buy some wet food and only give him a quarter of the can at a time - and put the pill in the food (if it is small enough for that) and see if he will eat it that way. If you already feed him wet food - they have these pill giver things - I guess they are like applicators - the vet should have one. You put the pill in the end and it is a little like a syringe where you put that plunger thing down to their throat and put the end to release the pill. It is easier that way. I don't think you are going to be your cat's best friend anymore unless you can find a way to trick him every day :O(

I was looking for the pill pusher and remembered these things too - don't know if they have them over there:
http://www.entirelypets.com/pocatch.html

Here is a good article I just found too:

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Cat-a-Pill
 
Thanks Shantel. I have one of those pill popper things and it doesn't help much! I've tried putting it in the food and he eats around it! Funny thing is, we have these daily battles now and he still comes to me constantly looking for cuddles, so he doesn't hate me yet!! Got it down after 6th try this morning!!!
 
Suddenly I love you, Paper. Actually this gave me a bright idea. Do Roman Civ readings now, Paper in the morning when I'm awake. (Insert lightbulb! smiley that I swear we had but I'm too tired to find in the emote list here.) Thanks Ris.
 
Dear chronic diarrhea,
We've been together a long, long time, but I think it's time we saw other people.
We had a good 'run'. It's over.
 
Girly, you should get some cough drops :(

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