Reasons for Scar?

[Zalanicht]

So I have the scar from the surgery below my belly button and since it's summer and I'm out a lot without a shirt on I always get asked the question "omg what happened to you?". All of my close friends know what happened, but to acquaintances I always say a different story every time cause I don't like going into depth to what happened. I said stories from running drunk camping falling and landing on a branch to being attacked by deer etc lol. Can anyone think of any other weird but reasonable stories I could say to people?

 

[Nyx]

Stabbed in a bar fight? Attacked by reindeer? You're a Vietnam vet? hee hee...I like the last one...that one's bound to make people look at you funny, since you probably weren't even born then....lol...heck, I was barely born then!

 

[kello82]

HAH i cracked up at the 'nam vet one, THAt would be hilarious.

when people see pics of my stomach on my facebook and are like "omg what happened?!?!!?"

my answer is usually shark bite or mauled by a tiger or something like that

then they go "really?!?!" and i love it. god i love screwing with people...

anyways, um weird but reasonable...

maybe that you swallowed say a....quarter or something totally random and thats the scar where they removed it? LOL

 

[Zalanicht]

Haha good idea's. My other story I said was I was scuba diving and got bitten by a shark and only the back teeth healed up.

My fav so far that's not really lying is I say I have a love hate relationship with my white blood cells.

 

[DustyKat]

I used to tell Roo to tell people:

1. It's where they had to go in and remove her evil parasitic twin, or

2. To say, "well it's a bit like the movie Alien, if you know what I mean"

Don't know that they sound all that reasonable though. :ylol:

 

[Zalanicht]

That's kinda creepy but funny Dusty. lol

 

[Guest]

depending on whether you're good at keeping a totally straight face while lying.. but i'd be tempted to say "i am not human, i was created in a lab. the scar is actually a zipper where my batteries are stored...."

or...

"i am the first male to have given birth to a baby - this is my c-section scar..."

 

[GoJohnnyGo]

Got shanked in the Pen.

 

[bobby.parker]

Fight with a bear, don't worry the bear came off worse.

 

[Lisa]

Scar? What scar? WHERE???????

 

[Entchen]

AWESOME (I think the Alien reference is my fave).

How about "I had a little run-in with a duck" or some equally innocuous animal?

 

[Silvermoon]

Scar? What scar? WHERE???????

..."i am not human, i was created in a lab. the scar is actually a zipper where my batteries are stored...."...

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

*Silver wipes the tears from her eyes...*

Kind of along the alien one...and borrowing from something Regular Joe said a while back...." That is where the aliens implanted their homing device in me...." (OK I suck at this....lol)

 

[Claire617]

Haha I'm def guna have to use some of these too! But I'm guessing I can cover mine easier than you Z i.e if i go swimming or something, I love the one "Scar?? Where!? What scar!!?"

 

[kello82]

How about "I had a little run-in with a duck" or some equally innocuous animal?

HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL i am cracking up!! thats hilarious....

"attacked by an earthworm" would be fabulous too.
or "my goldfish got out of his tank while i was sleeping...."

 

[Dekar]

"incident with chinese whale hunters"

"battle scar"

"have you seen the movie Alien?"

 

[ameslouise]

How about "I had a little run-in with a duck" or some equally innocuous animal?

Cracking up at this one! Said with a straight face and no follow up info.... hilarious!

 

[bobby.parker]

huh, what sca...HOLY ****! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? AGHHHHHHHH GET IT OF MEEEEEE! YOU DID THIS TO ME!?!?!