Strange situations..

[Kossy]

I thought some of you might feel this is intersted because we've all been through those weird situations in a public bathroom.

So last year I attened a Toledo Mudhens game (Minor League team of the first place Detroit Tigers) with my friend and her parents. Well the fourth inning hit and all the pop and hotdogs, cotton candy, nachos, and what ever else I ate had just made it way to the end of my digestive track. So I exused myself. Half and inning later I came back to my set with a frazzled look on my face. My friends mom asked me what was a matter. I explained to her that I went into the bathroom stale. A man went into the stale next to me. Next thing I hear is, "Hey how's it going." Feeling a little bit odd and not wanting to be rude I say, "I'm ok." Then he goes on to ask, "whatcha doing." "Umm I'm taking a dump." This is where it gets a little weird when he asks "So what are you doing later?" I replied, "I'm going out to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents." Then I hear "Hey babe, let me call you back. This moron next to me in the bathroom thinks I am talking to him."
Of course this wasn't true at all but I had my friends mom laugh so hard that beer came out of her nose...

 

[Kate]

:applause: :emot-waycool: that was hillerious ROFL

 

[mikeyarmo]

That was great! So were you just in the washroom the whole time thinking of a good story to tell when you got back?

 

[Kossy]

No, it was off the top of my head.

 

[JennaBean1714]

Sadly enough I have had that happen to me...but it involved a 7 year old girl who got curious and peeked under the stall...

 

[jyarmo]

ahha Kossy that's great! You better copyright that or something quick. If that ends up in a movie or a book one of these days, you better claim ownership of the idea!

 

[Donna]

LMAO!!! That was great!!

Any "real" strange situations???

I cleared a public restroom once. Apologized to the lady next to me, but she quickly left with the others. Wonder why...? lol

 

[kc0eks]

haha that was great

 

[Mozam]

Kossy, you're a comic genius. You crack me up man.

Can't think of anything really strange - apart from the "Barium Incident" that's mentioned by me in the "embarrassing then, funny now" thread. The only other thing is that at school my toilet visits were the stuff of legend - I remember a particularly bad day, my ass sounded like a 21 gun salute. Heard some hacking and coughing from outside, then doors slamming, screams, etc. I've cleaned out more bathrooms than Bleach.

 

[CHRISP2]

that was classic i had that happen when the ear phone mic came out and everybody looked like they were talking to them selves

 

[little_sami]

Think your idea has already been stolen once hun! I had a funny email with almost exactly that!!

 

[Kossy]

I blogged that story last year too on another site. So my workings have already have been stolen! That makes me feel special in an odd way.

 

[Kate]

lol to be honnest kossy when i was like 11 we used to get this mag called girlfriend and they had this part about embarrising moments and they had ones very close to that in there lol maybe its a commo situation

 

[mikeyarmo]

They have been stealing Kossy's stories even before he tells them now! Be careful what you are thinkinh Kossy, because someone must be intercepting your thoughts and profiting off of them.

 

[Kate]

haha yeah the govenment is reading your mind haha you had better start wearing a tinfoil hat haha

 

[Kossy]

They have been stealing Kossy's stories even before he tells them now! Be careful what you are thinkinh Kossy, because someone must be intercepting your thoughts and profiting off of them.

That's it. From now on I am wearing a tin foil hat and I am covering the roof of my house in foil as well. I knew those satellites were pointed at my house!!!!!