Exactly. The whole point of being diagnosed is improving your quality of life, but there shouldn't be a need to say it.
An awful lot of doctors out there sure seem to have this needed to be told to them.
Some funny stuff, last I was in the hospital was because my mother called a rescue, I was in very severe pain for hours and wouldn't go or call, she finally did behind my back. EMT's arrive, I tell them straight out, I know I have some type of urinary infection, and the very severe pain is probably kidney stones.
First one, "What drugs are you on ?"
Me, "Nothing."
Him, "You're lying, we can't give you anything for the pain, we have morphine, but your eyes are so dilated I know you are on something and you're lying."
Second one, "Its not kidney stones, you're probably constipated, and freaking out from whatever you're on, I had kidney stones, and I was in a fetal position, crying like a baby, 2 MM stone, you'd know it and you're holding your hand on the wrong place on your back."
This is from a guy over a half and again my size, so I guess he assumes he's a "tough" guy.
Me, "Whatever, just get me there asshole."
First one goes back to the front door, asks my mom, "Whats he on ?"
My mom, "Nothing, just some antibiotic's he had around."
They take me there, after over a half an hour they start taking blood and add IV drip, this was after I had been in pain for hours at my house before.
Doctor comes in, "Where's the pain, how bad is it, and do you need anything ?"
Me, "Nope, as bad as it was, its over now, just 10 minutes earlier I would have said differently, but I don't need anything now, actually sorry I came."
Told him where the pain was, and what I thought was going on, they take a urine sample, already had my blood sample and send me for X-rays or scans, whatever they are, wasn't a sonogram.
I get back from that, doctor comes in, confirms I have an infection, asks me how I knew.
Me, "I get them all the time, I have chronic prostatitis, so I can "feel" them when they are coming on."
Him, "Ok, we just need to wait on the results radiology, we're giving you some antibiotics with your IV now."
A while later, he comes back in, "Well, you were right, you had a kidney stone, if you had come in a few hours ago we could have used sonics on it to try to break it up, its in your bladder now."
Me, "Oh, I guess it wasn't a bad one then."
Him, "Well it wasn't a small one, its 3mm."
Told him about the EMT's and he agreed, they were assholes, my eyes were that dilated from pain it turns out, though he never saw it, as by the time I saw him, I was feeling so much better.
He wanted me to stay overnight at least, I said no, he said we can give you pain killers if you stay, I said, thats ok, I'm fine now.
Sent me home with a one day supply of vic's, flowmax and antibiotics.
Now, I know that was just EMT's, but I've got some dozey doctor stories as well, that one is just really fresh on my mind, and I think I've spammed enough in here for a bit. :ywow:
Just thought of a "cure" for severe pain, completely different, more severe pain, when that goes away, all you can think is that you feel so much better.