Bahahaha... the mental image of a bunch of ostomy folks with "bucket seats" is :rof:Sounds good! A bucket on the table and a bucket under the table!!!
Oh...my... you poor thing! Hahaha!:rof:
Janette that happens to me ALL the time - even without being drunk!
All over the seat, On the floor, around the toilet rim, even flicked on the wall. And me.
Once I was out shopping and this happened. I was in a large disabled restroom, the toilet paper was the lousy stuff that disintegrates when wet and of course I had poop on my hands too. So I had to cross the room to get some paper towel and of course forgot to do up my pouch in my panic. More poop everywhere, all over my clothes and all over the rest of the room that I'd missed first time around.
Needless to say I went straight home.
After cleaning up the room.
rectally-inclined... hahahaha!!!!Isn't that a rectally-inclined person's problem?!!
yes I just cleaned up best I could - my husband was waiting nearby and I just walked up and said We're going and kept on walking. He knew I must have had a problem cos I was so long.Oh Anna! What a nightmare! What did you do?? Just clean up your clothes as best you could? At least you were somewhere where you could go home right away!
Oh yeah. Had another leak last night, woke up and ran to the bathroom leaving a trail of poop on the carpet behind me plus all down my leg, over my feet, you know the story.All we seem to do is fight poop - before and after surgery!! I hate it when it drops on my feet in the shower ha ha
poop hunt..... HAHAHAHA!!!!!I feel badly for all you guys with the watery output that gets everywhere...the worst that happens to me, is my poop shoots out and I sometimes don't see where it goes. Then I'm on a poop hunt....lol
:rof:I feel badly for all you guys with the watery output that gets everywhere...the worst that happens to me, is my poop shoots out and I sometimes don't see where it goes. Then I'm on a poop hunt....lol
I've thought back to different times in a public toilet where I saw someone else with their feet pointed the wrong direction and making a noise that I thought was emptying out a cup of coffee or something. Brings a smile to my face now!Actually I used to always wonder how people could get poo everywhere on a toilet. Now I know. Its people like me! :redface:
Jan! Next time tell them you had a 'meeting' with a handsome stranger...like Johnny Depp! (walk funny when you come out)Oh Snap
I know how you feel. Went out to tea on Friday night for a good friends farewell. Was at a Chinese restaurant. Felt the bulge of the bag and decided had better empty it before it got out of hand. Well, toilet was really close to the ground! I untethered we poop bag and bang, it hit the water and bounced back with such gusto I even had drops of poo in my hair! NASTY. So, wet wiped my hair and face and then did the whole washroom mini bath. Not sure what they thought, went to loo with makeup on and hair down and done, came out missing lots of makeup and with wet hair. One of the girls asked me what had happened? Giggling I told her just messing about in the loo.