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I can't believe (or read) all that small print Robert----is that part of your strategy to win?
If so----it has failed--------------I win today
 
Also Robert, you blew it. According to your Rule 4, entries must be "written in ink our ballpoint pen". That makes all of us ineligible, so I get to make the rules now. My rules are simple. "The person known as SandyUte shall win. She can divide the winnings with any Utahn she sees fit."
Wow! I won!
 
Funny thing Robert, that fine print didn't come from David, the owner of Crohns Forum. Obviously your rules don't apply to us. Good try.
 
I win---as I leapfrog over all self made rules and other considerations!
 
:dance:No matter who posts after me I win today because my doctor cleared me to go back to work at my little part time job. YIPPEE SKIPPY! Even though I can't drive yet, I won't be stuck in my house when Doug isn't here. (My employer will even pick me up and drop me off.)
 
scottsma said:
hope all went well on your Big Day Chrismac,but being wed doesn't make you the winner. When you get to 47yrs (like me) then you may be considered.So for the time being,be content with what you've got.
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meant I'd been happily married for 47yrs not aged 47yrs.sorry for the misunderstanding. So age wise Robert,I win.Again.:thumleft:
 
Looks like I will have to up my game - I have time today as this is prep for a colonoscopy tomorrow - happy days!
 
Actually you almost deserve to win having read through my rules (err.... the rules) yesterday - mucho respecto
 
like the "almost"deserve to win.ypu're all heart.and I win again for over 60s everywhere.especially Great Britons.
 
I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers cause I am the champion!
 
the trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win you're still a rat. (present company excepted of course)
 
Did you know the remains of a rat were found in East Timor, that lived about 2,000 years ago, that would have weighed 13 to 14 pounds. Largest rats around today? - about 4 to 5 pounds. Just thought you would like to know.
 
Someone else is interested, so I win. Besides, I have to win. I'm going through a colonoscopy prep today, and I'm not even the one diagnosed with an IBD in this family. And just a short time ago, I had an upper GI and five seizures waking up from the anesthesia. Pray that doesn't happen again tomorrow! (But my neuro did put me on new seizure meds.)
 
ok. Sandy,you win today and tomorrow.And if anyone says different they'll have me to answer to.(or maybe Doug)
 
OK Sandy you are the winner today and tomorrow - only because scottsma will set his dog on us otherwise!
 
Aw, shucks. Nope. I can't win today. If I won every time something medical came, I think I would be winning about every day. We are a healthy pair in our household --- NOT. Besides that, my little Boston terrier will protect me from Scottsma's dog. After all, she protects us from our neighbor's Great Dane. (She has "big dog syndrome.") Game on as usual!

(But I have posted last!)
 
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Okay, I told all of you the game was on. I got through that nasty colonoscopy, and all was well, so I DO win.
 
We were very restrained the past few days - but now it is every man, woman and mutt for themselves - game on!
 
good gamesmanship can bring sore losers---
Time for me to win
 
Well I calculate in the UK we are 7 hours ahead of you in Utah - so this post at 7.45pm cannot be beaten by team Utah for at least seven hours.
 
Well I calculate in the UK we are 7 hours ahead of you in Utah - so this post at 7.45pm cannot be beaten by team Utah for at least seven hours.
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i stopped posting on here because i had to wait nearly a day to read your post and thought it wasnt fair of me to win for the same reason Robert gave. you guys cant possibly win until someone perfects time travel.
 
I think Sandy and Doug know what the prize is because they seem pretty desperate to win it.If you stay on they might share it (or not)
 
As so many people over so many years have spent so many hours attempting to win - it must be a very special prize. If not I shall want the £5 entry fee back that scottsma told me to send him!
 
Sandy, Shhhhh, don't say a word about the what the prize is. Team Utah wins it and shares it among you, Jessi and I.
 
I won't tell anyone. And if Slim or other Utahns would get on this thread we would share it with them also. You know this prize will go a long way. It will be fun, won't it?
 
I have just been watching a news article from the US, probably Utah :yrolleyes:, and they said that Melbourne was in the outback! :rof: If that's the case I live out the back of woop woop and I win because no other bastard lives there to beat me!
 
what have you Utans got against the rest of us ? I tried to be nice and what do I get? Well, thats the finish,I hope you'll all be very happy together.Goodbye oh, and yes I WIN
 
Yes, we Utahns are often mis-portrayed in the media. They are just jealous of our great lifestyle, so I guess we win twice. It's easy to be mis-portrayed, isn't it Scottsma and Robert? But if you're nice, we might send you an eighth of half of half of the winnings. (That is actually HUGE!) Might.
Happy win day to us!
 
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Robert747 said:
Err.... so sorry scottsma - I guess the clue was in the name - forgiven? _ I'll get my coat
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well ok,forgiven.We brits must stand shoulder to shoulder and repel invaders,but if you're nor prepared to take this seriously get your coat. And I win
 
SandyUte said:
Yes, we Utahns are often mis-portrayed in the media. They are just jealous of our great lifestyle, so I guess we win twice. It's easy to be mis-portrayed, isn't it Scottsma and Robert? But if you're nice, we might send you an eighth of half of half of the winnings. (That is actually HUGE!) Might.
Happy win day to us!
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Much as I appreciate the kindoffer,I must refuse on the grounds that I'm more than prepared to fight for the whole prize for myself.Could be coaxed to share with Robert if he behaves,but I doubt he will.So back off Utans,the Brits are winning:mad2:
 
kind Could be coaxed to share with Robert if he behaves,but I doubt he will.So back off Utans,the Brits are winning:mad2:[/QUOTE]

Hmmmm interesting thought - much as I think Sandy and Doug are friendly, but worthy foes, a UK alliance could see them off - just like the good old days.

Mind you I am clearly easily confused so perhaps not the best to have on your team.
 
Ah come on,that was too easy.Are you feeling off colour? If so I apologise for the battle cry,don't mean it,honest. Oh,and i win.
 
Robert747 said:
kind Could be coaxed to share with Robert if he behaves,but I doubt he will.So back off Utans,the Brits are winning:mad2:
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Hmmmm interesting thought - much as I think Sandy and Doug are friendly, but worthy foes, a UK alliance could see them off - just like the good old days.

Mind you I am clearly easily confused so perhaps not the best to have on your team.[/QUOTE]

Yes Robert,it hasn't gone unnoticed,but needs must.
 
You can't just make the rules up as you go along.There has to be an a.g.m surely.So until then I will play fairly and win again
 
Ah,never mind.He who laughs last is slow to catch on.You would have been a winner but I'm still on line
 
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