Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[scottsma]

There was an old fella from Ireland

 

[Robert747]

who liked nothing better than walking in the sand



(look Ireland is not as easy as it sounds)

 

[scottsma]

who liked nothing better than walking in the sand



(look Ireland is not as easy as it sounds)

hand,remand,band,land, look,shall we just start again ??

 

[Trysha]

There once was a fella named Su

 

[Grumbletum]

Who was arrested for sniffing glue

 

[Robert747]

walking around in a daze

 

[scottsma]

as if lost in a maze

 

[Grumbletum]

He tripped and fell headfirst into the loo

 

[scottsma]

there was an old sea dog called Skipper

 

[Robert747]

who sat down to a tasty smoked kipper

 

[Grumbletum]

But choking on a bone

 

[Trysha]

Could not find his cellphone

 

[Robert747]

fell in the sea and was soon fish food for Flipper

 

[Trysha]

There once was a lady called Pippah

 

[Grumbletum]

Who drank champagne from her favourite glass slipper

 

[Robert747]

One day she went a little too far

 

[scottsma]

and fell over Scotts Ma

 

[Grumbletum]

But luckily she didn't squish 'er

 

[Trysha]

There once was a monkey named Tweet

 

[Grumbletum]

Who used to eat his food with his feet

 

[scottsma]

but one day up a tree

 

[Trysha]

He fell and got free

 

[scottsma]

and decided to eat only wheat

 

[Robert747]

Fat Bob picked up his Gold Medal

 

[CLynn]

On his bike he furiously did pedal

 

[scottsma]

But his legs they were aching

 

[Robert747]

and a terrible noise he was making

 

[scottsma]

He yearned for a comfortable seddle.(well that how they say it in the Home counties,don't you know)

 

[Grumbletum]

As the Olympic flame was slowly put out

 

[Trysha]

There were many people out and about

 

[CLynn]

The games had been so exciting

 

[scottsma]

only Boxers and Kung fu ists were fighting (well,be honest could you have followed exciting?)

 

[Robert747]

only Boxers and Kung fu ists were fighting (well,be honest could you have followed exciting?)

The whole world uniting

so much about which to shout

 

[scottsma]

when Mike was out on his bike

 

[Robert747]

he met a young lady he did like

 

[CLynn]

She gave him not a thought

 

[scottsma]

as a hunk she did sought

 

[Trysha]

So he carried on hiking and biking---

 

[Trysha]

A working rat trained to hunt mines

 

[scottsma]

loved cheese and very good wines

 

[Robert747]

a remarkable creature you will agree

 

[scottsma]

and he smoked a cigar with glee

 

[Robert747]

but it is the countryside for which he pines

 

[Trysha]

There once was a fella named Rob

 

[Robert747]

speaking sense was his full time job

 

[scottsma]

But he sometimes was smug

 

[CLynn]

and sometimes a thug

 

[Robert747]

his friends were just a troublesome mob

 

[Trysha]

An elephant stuck in a tree

 

[scottsma]

was searching for 'nanas for tea

 

[Grumbletum]

He found a big bunch

 

[scottsma]

so he had them for lunch

 

[Robert747]

A clever Jumbo you see

 

[scottsma]

while looking for shells on the beach

 

[Robert747]

a volleyball game he did reach

 

[scottsma]

he said with a grin

 

[Trysha]

I will open a tin

 

[Grumbletum]

I will open a tin

Though I'd much rather have some fresh peach

 

[Trysha]

The cat had a problem you see

 

[StarGirrrrl]

He couldn't seem to have a pee

 

[Grumbletum]

He tried drinking lots of water

 

[scottsma]

2litres and a quarter

 

[Grumbletum]

And finally had an enormous wee

 

[Trysha]

A pretty bird flew up a tree

 

[scottsma]

He sang I'm so lovely look at me

 

[Robert747]

but the man with the gun

 

[Trysha]

Made him fall on his tum

 

[723crossroads]

Now he's run out of fun:ybiggrin:

 

[723crossroads]

So he rolled to his bum:ywow:

 

[scottsma]

but the man with the gun

You have to tell her Robert,you do it so much better than me. AND she's playing by herself.:wink:

 

[723crossroads]

You have to tell her Robert,you do it so much better than me. AND she's playing by herself.:wink:

I know but noone was writing more lines. I'm a rhymer by nature, so look out!:wink:

 

[scottsma]

I know but noone was writing more lines. I'm a rhymer by nature, so look out!:wink:

and very good you are too.But a limerick only has 5 lines consisting of aa bb a, you finished it,sort of, then added two more lines.After the 5th line,a new limerick is started.I'm not getting at you but Robert usually puts everyone straight.He'll probably have a go at me for picking on you.:biggrin:

 

[Robert747]

Yes, leave Teresa alone (that's my job to bully people). But she did mess it up big time didn't she!

One last chance then Teresa or we will let Carols dog loose on you.

 

[723crossroads]

Ok guys, didn't know! Sorry:shifty:. Will try harder now! Love the concept tho!!

 

[723crossroads]

:d

and very good you are too.but a limerick only has 5 lines consisting of aa bb a, you finished it,sort of, then added two more lines.after the 5th line,a new limerick is started.i'm not getting at you but robert usually puts everyone straight.he'll probably have a go at me for picking on you.:biggrin:

 

[Robert747]

There was an old lady from South Wales

 

[723crossroads]

For instance???

There was an old man from Westminster

Who fancied himself a young spinster:heart:

But being an old fart

He ended up with a tart

And ended being a minister!!!

:emot-waycool:

:kissgrits:

 

[723crossroads]

HOWS THAT ROBERT????:ysmile:LOL!

 

[scottsma]

There was an old lady from South Wales

who loved to spend cash at the sales

 

[Robert747]

Not bad

 

[CLynn]

Personally, I found it perfect! lmao!

 

[723crossroads]

Thankyou!!!

 

[Robert747]

Personally, I found it perfect! lmao!

creep

 

[CLynn]

LOL! I do NOT feel sorry for you, so don't even try!

 

[Robert747]

Concentrate - this is serious.........

There was an old lady from South Wales

who loved to spend cash at the sales

 

[723crossroads]

HA HA HA HA GOOD GIRL!:ysmile::kiss:

 

[723crossroads]

:ysmile::ysmile::ysmile::ysmile::ysmile:

 

[scottsma]

she bought lots of shoes

 

[723crossroads]

She bought so much stuff

Sorry scoyysma you already posted!

 

[723crossroads]

She ended up on the news

 

[Robert747]

Her husband was in a huff

 

[Robert747]

You people !

 

[723crossroads]

So she said take a puff

 

[scottsma]

Oh good heavens,I DESPAIR.Pull yourselves together, PLEASE

 

[scottsma]

There was a young man from Miami

 

[723crossroads]

Whose cat was a real siami:rof:

 

[scottsma]

He bought it a bell

 

[723crossroads]

and said "you go to h---!"

 

[Robert747]

Your tail in the door I will slammi

 

[723crossroads]

Good one finally!