Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[723crossroads]

There once was a gorlla named Magilla:ylol:

 

[Robert747]

who liked ice cream, particularly vanilla

 

[723crossroads]

But then he tried chocolate

 

[CLynn]

His heart soared like a rocket

 

[723crossroads]

So he bought some for good old Matilda!

 

[723crossroads]

There once was a girl from Brazil

 

[Robert747]

who had a strange and unusual skill

 

[723crossroads]

She could rub cotton together

 

[CLynn]

In all kinds of weather

 

[723crossroads]

So she opened her own little mill.

 

[723crossroads]

There once was a clown named Boswena:yfrown:













GOTCHA!!!:sign0085:

 

[CLynn]

She had a great name, it was Zena

 

[723crossroads]

Her nose was so big

 

[scottsma]

it parted her wig

 

[CLynn]

And made her hair start to lean(a) lol!

 

[723crossroads]

There was an old lady named Gertrude:ysmile:

 

[CLynn]

She had such an attitude

 

[723crossroads]

Her name should've been Robert

 

[CLynn]

And she should have been clobbered!

 

[723crossroads]

But I couldn't quite reach her latitude!!!:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

There is an old saying in Britain

 

[CLynn]

(that was fantastic, lol)

 

[Robert747]

(that was fantastic, lol)

No it wasn't - I'm going to ignore you lot now!

 

[723crossroads]

:redface:No pouting amongst friends Robert!!!

 

[723crossroads]

(that was fantastic, lol)

I agree!!!:dance:

 

[723crossroads]

OK now:
There is an old saying in Britain

 

[CLynn]

No it wasn't - I'm going to ignore you lot now!

It's not possible for you to ignore us, lol!

 

[723crossroads]

Cheryl, make a nice rhyme now. I have to sign off for now. Nighty night Robert!

 

[Trysha]

There once was a chipmunk named Fred

 

[Trysha]

Who thought he was very well bred

 

[723crossroads]

He walked so upright

 

[Trysha]

Which was awfully trite

 

[723crossroads]

And thoughtfully nodded his head

 

[723crossroads]

Tomorrow is another day
is what some people will say

 

[723crossroads]

Someone make a post!

 

[CLynn]

(Everyone fell asleep)

 

[scottsma]

while buying some beer for the party

 

[CLynn]

I found myself laughing so hearty

 

[Grumbletum]

It wasn't the booze

 

[Robert747]

that did so amuse

 

[Grumbletum]

Twas the shopgirl who looked really tarty

 

[723crossroads]

Twas the night of my prom

 

[Robert747]

looking like a real sex bomb

 

[Grumbletum]

I tottered off in my high heels

 

[723crossroads]

And fell under the wheels:biggrin:

 

[723crossroads]

My boyfriend shagged me all night long:ywow:



Sorry so very BAD, BAD, Girl!!! Just for Robert!!!

 

[Robert747]

Well really Teresa - go wash your mouth out with soap and water!


I knew it was very, very wrong

 

[Trysha]

There once was a doc called Mok

 

[Trysha]

Very skilful when using a wok

 

[Robert747]

it was his pride and joy

 

[723crossroads]

To whip out his toy

 

[723crossroads]

Well really Teresa - go wash your mouth out with soap and water!


I knew it was very, very wrong

LOL!!!!!!!!!:ylol2:

 

[Robert747]

LOL!!!!!!!!!:ylol2:

Well I hope you have learned your lesson !

 

[723crossroads]

NEVER!!!!:tongue:

 

[Grumbletum]

To whip out his toy

And cook up an Asian feast ad hoc

 

[723crossroads]

And cook up an Asian feast ad hoc

What is ad hoc??? Never heard of that. You people over seas are a funny lot, the way you talk.:uk_flag:

 

[Robert747]

Ad hoc is a Latin phrase meaning "for this". It generally signifies a solution designed for a specific problem or task, non-generalizable, and not intended to be able to be adapted to other purposes

Well much as we like you Americans you have mangled our language over the years - leaving letters out - color instead of colour and then you keep using a z instead of an s all the time.

Sort it out Teresa!

 

[Robert747]

.......and I copied the first paragraph - just reread it !!!!! ...'generalizable' - really ! now that is an Americanism.

Sort it out Teresa !

 

[scottsma]

When Ed ate a packet of nuts

 

[Grumbletum]

He ended up with extremely sore guts

 

[scottsma]

so he ate only choccy

 

[Grumbletum]

Before playing hockey

 

[scottsma]

and his abdomen no longer juts (Phew)

 

[CLynn]

Ad hoc is a Latin phrase meaning "for this". It generally signifies a solution designed for a specific problem or task, non-generalizable, and not intended to be able to be adapted to other purposes

Well much as we like you Americans you have mangled our language over the years - leaving letters out - color instead of colour and then you keep using a z instead of an s all the time.

Sort it out Teresa!

Ahem....(clears throat) THIS American has heard and could use that phrase, so watch it! And need I remind you, Robbie dearest, that you can't spell?

 

[723crossroads]

.......and I copied the first paragraph - just reread it !!!!! ...'generalizable' - really ! now that is an Americanism.

Sort it out Teresa !

Never heard the term generalizable used in my country! generaliz(S)ation, yes.
Itruly try to understand what you are saying, but sometimes, i must ask or be left in the dark:redface:.

 

[Grumbletum]

ok Tereza

 

[723crossroads]

There once was a britsh fair maiden:heart:

 

[StarGirrrrl]

Who lived in Baden-Baden

 

[723crossroads]

She wore a pink rose

 

[StarGirrrrl]

And had a very big nose

 

[Trysha]

And sneezed quite a lot in the garden

 

[723crossroads]

Therefore she didn't get laiden:ylol2:







OOPS DID I SAY THAT????????????????????????

 

[723crossroads]

And sneezed quite a lot in the garden

We must be on the same schedule Trysh!!

 

[Robert747]

Therefore she didn't get laiden:ylol2:

OOPS DID I SAY THAT????????????????????????

Oh Teresa - I give up on you

 

[Robert747]

Helen - I have lost track of where we are - as someone sensible could you get us back on track please

 

[Robert747]

Hey how did you do that?

 

[Naturelover]

We could just start a new one...

 

[Grumbletum]

Lol. Deleted my message. Very guilty of diving in then realising there's a new page. to get on track, I think I'm going to have to delete Tereza!!

 

[StarGirrrrl]

There was a boy who liked snails

 

[Grumbletum]

A forum member called Tereza

 

[Grumbletum]

lol, let's stick with Stargiirrls!

And kept them in a collection of pails

 

[Robert747]

the hungry snails slithered out

 

[Naturelover]

He sat on a bench.

 

[Robert747]

Ha ha ha

Helen - restore order again please

 

[Naturelover]

Robert, how did you manage to get your post in before mine?

Without even so much as a pout.

 

[scottsma]

and are merrily wagging their tails

 

[Naturelover]

New one...

The plane flew over the sea.

 

[723crossroads]

Oh Teresa - I give up on you

Now this is soap worthy!!!:lol2:

 

[Robert747]

'Don't panic - we are about to ditch' the captain did plea

 

[723crossroads]

He pulled up the rudder








Or is that just on a boat????:ylol:

 

[Naturelover]

without so much as a stutter.

 

[Grumbletum]

And saved the day to the passengers' glee

 

[Trysha]

Seawaves sparkling in the sun

 

[Naturelover]

begging me to surf and have some fun

 

[Grumbletum]

Palm trees waving in the breeze

 

[Robert747]

in the water up to my knees

 

[scottsma]

I worry that it will reach my bum

 

[Naturelover]

Skipping amoungst the trees in the forest

 

[scottsma]

I saw a fairy become a florist

 

[Trysha]

Who painted daisies one by one