Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[Trysha]

Reflected in the setting sun

 

[Grumbletum]

I love this place, it's gorgeous

 

[scottsma]

Smokey the cat sat on the fence

 

[Robert747]

the mouse looked very tense

 

[723crossroads]

He sqealed and let out a sneeze

 

[Naturelover]

Dog gone it! It happened again! My post didn't land where I expected it to. I'll go back, re-catch up and try yet again. Sigh...

 

[Naturelover]

He ran as fast as he could against the breeze.

 

[Grumbletum]

Yelling 'Hey Puddy Cat, get thee hence!'

 

[Naturelover]

Three cats were sitting side by side staring out the patio door

 

[723crossroads]

When one said hey, lets create some gore

 

[Naturelover]

Gore!? OK Teresa, here goes, have some gore!

You get the chipmunk, then you get the squirrel and I'll get the shrew

 

[723crossroads]

And we'll make ourselves a dandy stew:thumleft:

 

[Naturelover]

Grumbletum! Where are you?! Sandy's being gross! I can't finish this limirik. Can you?

 

[723crossroads]

Grumbletum! Where are you?! Sandy's being gross! I can't finish this limirik. Can you?

Not Sandy, Teresa!!!:ybiggrin: Just being funny, wish Robert was here to wash my mouth out with soap again!

 

[723crossroads]

And it will go down in old cat lore!


There, I finished it.:duh:

 

[723crossroads]

There were four great girls on "Last one wins"

 

[Naturelover]

Oh poo~! Teresa, you're right. Grumbletum, Teresa is being gross not Sandy. Sorry, brain fart.

 

[Naturelover]

OK, back to business...

none of them were sitting on pins

 

[723crossroads]

They sat on whoopie cushions and noone knew

 

[Robert747]

I have no idea what you two are talking about - is that a limerick?

 

[scottsma]

I have no idea what you two are talking about - is that a limerick?

at least Cheryl and I are not to blame !!!!!:sign0085:

 

[Naturelover]

Robert, haaaa, haaa, haaa, haaaa, haaa, haaaa, haaaaa

I can't think cause I can't stop laughing. Poor Robert. He's completely lost again. Teresa, come back and get Robert on track. He's way off in never, never land. Ha, ha!

Yes, believe it or not, there is a Limerick in there. It goes like this:

There were four great girls on "Last one wins"
None of them were sitting on pins
They sat on whoopie cushions and no one knew

There you go. Now you can add to the limerick...

 

[Robert747]

when they were talking time just flew

 

[723crossroads]

They even missed their din

 

[StarGirrrrl]

There was a girl who loved ponies

 

[723crossroads]

Whose mane curled like macaroni's:ylol2:

 

[scottsma]

she fed them some clover

 

[723crossroads]

That made them roll over

 

[Grumbletum]

And fart like a bunch of Crohnies.

( If you can't beat them.......)

 

[723crossroads]

Life is so unfair

 

[723crossroads]

I wish I had no cares:wink:

 

[Robert747]

But I just can't resist

 

[scottsma]

A limerick with a twist

 

[Grumbletum]

and my friends who can rhyme with flare

 

[Robert747]

There was a young doctor named Mallory

 

[723crossroads]

Who counted every single calorie

 

[723crossroads]

Said the cute little pup

 

[Grumbletum]

Only clear soup I'll sup

 

[StarGirrrrl]

And go further will my salary

 

[723crossroads]

An Indian named guru

 

[Naturelover]

migrated all the way to Peru

 

[723crossroads]

Fell in love with albino

 

[DustyKat]

Got pissed on the vino

 

[723crossroads]

Now whats a drunk guru to do???:ytongue:

 

[Naturelover]

The squirrel squatted on the tree branch

 

[723crossroads]

avoiding the avalanche

 

[Naturelover]

of nuts sailing to the ground all around.

 

[723crossroads]

Making the whole earth look brown

 

[Naturelover]

so there's not a chance a squirrel will frown.

 

[Grumbletum]

When it's raining and your mood is low

 

[scottsma]

wait for the Sun and its warming glow

 

[Robert747]

open a beer and reflect on life

 

[scottsma]

recall all the good times,forget about strife

 

[723crossroads]

And cherish the friends you know!:wink:

 

[Robert747]

Hey that was almost award winning !!!!

 

[723crossroads]

never in my life

 

[scottsma]

have gremlins been so rife

 

[723crossroads]

or threw me for a loop

 

[scottsma]

I'll make some gremlin soup

 

[723crossroads]

but it just wouldn't feel right.:ybiggrin:

 

[Robert747]

There was a young woman from Paris

 

[scottsma]

who some men wold pester and harass

 

[Robert747]

so she took to carrying a bat

 

[scottsma]

and wearing a tin hat

 

[Robert747]

and threw a banana if they tried to sneak a kiss

 

[scottsma]

and threw a banana if they tried to sneak a kiss

are we the only ones in the whole world who are on line today and is there something going on that they haven't told us about?:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

are we the only ones in the whole world who are on line today and is there something going on that they haven't told us about?:eek2:

Yes my dear, we're all off on a trip to another planet!:rof:

 

[scottsma]

Missed you,it's been tough

 

[723crossroads]

There was a turtle named Murtle:ylol2:

 

[scottsma]

and banans she'd hurtle

 

[Robert747]

munching her way through the yellow fruit

 

[723crossroads]

Knowing it would maKe her toot!:ylol:

 

[scottsma]

and her BMs go a nice shade of purple

 

[Grumbletum]

Lol, see what happens when you go AWOL

 

[Robert747]

I know Helen - lunatics - asylum, etc

 

[Grumbletum]

There once was a band called Pink Floyd

 

[723crossroads]

Whose songs had one giant void

 

[Robert747]

they tried to change tack

 

[723crossroads]

but couldn't come back

 

[Robert747]

and everyone was overjoyed

 

[723crossroads]

Twas the night before wedding

 

[Robert747]

and the poor girl was really dreading

 

[723crossroads]

marrying a shmuck whose broke:rof:

 

[Grumbletum]

So she called the whole thing off

 

[723crossroads]

So she called the whole thing off

Has to rhyme with schmuck
Limerick AA BB A
I had to be taught too so don't feel bad.

 

[Robert747]

I had to be taught too so don't feel bad.

Oh my goodness Teresa - Helen is the mainstay of the Limerick thread - that is very, very brave!

Helen - see how I stick up for you in spite of the ticking off you gave me on the Double Dare thing!

 

[723crossroads]

You balled me out for not doing it right, so I at least was nice.:ybiggrin:

 

[723crossroads]

There was an old crohnnie

 

[Grumbletum]

CROSSROADS, NOW YOU MADE ME REALLY CROSS.....grrrr!
Than you, Robert, for your loyalty.
I thought I'd mix it up a little and have an AAB AAB for a change ( mix up being the operative words.
So the limerick end would be:
She called the whole thing off
To marry a toff
In a wedding totally bespoke.

Sheesh! I'm gonna sulk in the corner now ...

 

[Grumbletum]

There was an old crohnnie

Sulk. Moan. Grumble.

 

[Robert747]

Hey I am really going to sit back and enjoy this - two women who wont admit they are wrong (well that would be all women actually) and for once I am not to blame. I am looking forward to this!

 

[723crossroads]

Who just liked to moanie

 

[723crossroads]

Hey I am really going to sit back and enjoy this - two women who wont admit they are wrong (well that would be all women actually) and for once I am not to blame. I am looking forward to this!

I'm not wrong, was just telling her how to do it. Why would she be mad at me? Women aren't THAT catty!:hallo3:

 

[Robert747]

That's not fair - I was looking forward to a good bust up - spoilsports!

There was an old Crohnnie
who like a good moanie
She drank lots of cider

 

[723crossroads]

which bubbled inside her

 

[723crossroads]

that's not fair - i was looking forward to a good bust up - spoilsports!

There was an old crohnnie
who like a good moanie
she drank lots of cider

that bubbled inside her





your turn robert!

 

[Robert747]

so she had to sit all aloanie

 

[723crossroads]

so she had to sit all aloanie

Very good Robert!!!:wink:

 

[723crossroads]

There was a thick headed lad

 

[scottsma]

who was a bit of a cad