Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[723crossroads]

so we kept the kids at bay

 

[Robert747]

Huh! - we are not doing one about children!!!! Well I am sitting this one out

 

[SandyUte]

And Robert stayed away

 

[723crossroads]

They both just cried and cried

 

[SandyUte]

Until their parents brains felt fried

 

[723crossroads]

so they let them out to play!

 

[SandyUte]

The air was crisp, the day felt good

 

[scottsma]

she wondered if she really should

 

[Grumbletum]

'oh what the heck' she gaily cried

 

[CLynn]

To enjoy the day she tried

 

[Robert747]

to be a disgrace if she could

 

[scottsma]

there was a young lad with a lisp

 

[CLynn]

Commen sense he had just a wisp

 

[Aura]

He talked like thissss

 

[723crossroads]

and the girls would kiss

 

[723crossroads]

Thisss one is a misss!!!!!:lol2:

 

[Robert747]

'You there!' shouted Farmer Brown

 

[723crossroads]

Why'd you knock my Gernsey down?

 

[Robert747]

OK then - what's a Gernsey

 

[723crossroads]

OK then - what's a Gernsey

It's a type of cow we have here in America!

 

[Robert747]

It's a type of cow we have here in America!

Ahh - we call them Guernsey (thought they were only in the UK)


But the silly old heffer ran into my bike

 

[scottsma]

Ahh - we call them Guernsey (thought they were only in the UK)


But the silly old heffer ran into my bike

Sorry sorry sorry,but we call them HEIFERS up North:ylol: And knocked me off into the dyke

 

[723crossroads]

Poor farmer Brown now wears a frown!:frown:

 

[SandyUte]

The cliffs were high, the sun was hot

 

[scottsma]

She stripped down to her pants:dance: and cared not a jot:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

My cantene empty, now I'm shot

OOPs Carol,beat me to it.

 

[723crossroads]

Her skin was white as the driven snow

 

[scottsma]

the sun on her skin made quite a show

 

[CLynn]

At first it turned red

 

[723crossroads]

Tomorrow is another day

 

[Robert747]

To try and keep the rogue at bay

 

[scottsma]

try as we might to ignore his posts

 

[723crossroads]

We all plead for him with the Holy Ghost

 

[Robert747]

but he always gets his wicked way

 

[723crossroads]

The weary and down hearted:yfrown:

 

[scottsma]

wonder if the parties started

 

[CLynn]

Now the party's in full swing

 

[723crossroads]

They wonder what to bring

 

[Robert747]

with a bottle of Champagne, down the road they darted

 

[723crossroads]

Saturdays are fun for me

 

[scottsma]

I can be what I want to be

 

[723crossroads]

I can shop till I drop

 

[scottsma]

or I can dance the hip-hop

 

[Robert747]

or drink beer with glee

 

[SandyUte]

As I rot in jail with my insanity plea

 

[SandyUte]

(sorry, Robert, I didn't see your post)

 

[Robert747]

Oh Sandy your ending was way better than mine!

 

[SandyUte]

Unless you really like beer, but thank you Robert. I was inspired by my family. insanity is hereditary, you know, you get it from your kids.

 

[723crossroads]

Going out on a limb

 

[SandyUte]

I post on this post

 

[Robert747]

I post on this post

Sandy I compliment you on your previous ending - then you put in a rubbish line like that - women!

 

[scottsma]

I'm such a doll,but I don't like to boast

 

[SandyUte]

Sandy I compliment you on your previous ending - then you put in a rubbish line like that - women!

Oh, but you can take it anywhere. That is the fun of limericks.

Besides, I had a headache and two foster kids with me.

 

[723crossroads]

On my looks, thru life I coast

 

[scottsma]

On my looks, thru life I coast

It got in a bit of a mess in the middle Teresa,so we'll make your line the end eh? not pointing any fingers but "you know who" has his say then goes off without contributing to the thread as usual:voodoo:

 

[Aura]

A new day is dawning

 

[scottsma]

she' stretching and yawning

 

[723crossroads]

Looking forward to seeing

 

[Robert747]

all her cares fleeing

 

[scottsma]

in her mums arms she feels love so warming

 

[723crossroads]

In this life we have trial

 

[scottsma]

so lift your chin and use your smile

 

[723crossroads]

There always is a higher hope

 

[scottsma]

With help and love we can cope

 

[723crossroads]

And go the extra mile...:rosette1:

 

[723crossroads]

And go the extra mile...:rosette1:

GEE~we're good!!!!:thumleft:

 

[723crossroads]

Some people can rhyme

 

[SandyUte]

Just a line at a time

 

[Aura]

Think of a word

 

[scottsma]

how about bird?

 

[723crossroads]

now that's a good line

 

[SandyUte]

A fish in a tank

 

[scottsma]

ate lots and he sank

 

[723crossroads]

to the bottom went he

 

[SandyUte]

Bottoms up, yipee!

 

[723crossroads]

Now he's stuck in the dank!!

 

[723crossroads]

Momma bought baby a pretty dress

 

[Robert747]

but the little brat made such a mess

 

[723crossroads]

she got chocolate and goo

 

[scottsma]

and baby slop too

 

[723crossroads]

and the brat just could've cared less...LOL:ylol:

 

[723crossroads]

Mr. Tinkle wore yellow everywhere he went:ylol:

 

[scottsma]

He was very dapper every inch the gent

 

[Robert747]

but his suits were particularly loud

 

[723crossroads]

He sure stood out in a crowd

 

[scottsma]

as he wandered the back streets of Kent

 

[723crossroads]

limericks can cause a riot:dance:

 

[Robert747]

Even the foolish can try it

 

[SandyUte]

Then them words go astray

 

[723crossroads]

and Robert yells "HEY!":rof:

 

[SandyUte]

And all of the world goes quiet

 

[Earnellzwifey]

Why does my stomach hate me so

 

[723crossroads]

Excellent Sandy!!!!!! :lol2:

 

[723crossroads]

Is it from something I don't know?

 

[Earnellzwifey]

everyday i just poo and poo

 

[scottsma]

I always need to GO

 

[SandyUte]

I think I'll eat that sloppy Joe

 

[scottsma]

there once was a lad from New Jersey

 

[Robert747]

Who would never get up on a Thursday

 

[723crossroads]

he'd lie there and read