Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[Robert747]

he sweet talked a lass

 

[scottsma]

but became rather crass

 

[723crossroads]

and lost the chance that he had!!!:eek2:

 

[723crossroads]

Sweet Maria the Italian:ylol:

 

[Robert747]

had long black hair like a stallion

 

[723crossroads]

She would just shake her hips

 

[KristinaB]

And pout out her lips

 

[723crossroads]

& there came the entire battalion! (spelling?):lol2:

 

[Trysha]

Hey I am really going to sit back and enjoy this - two women who wont admit they are wrong (well that would be all women actually) and for once I am not to blame. I am looking forward to this!

Not right to generalise Robert!!
Maybe both were right!!?

 

[Trysha]

O woe is me alas alack

 

[723crossroads]

Funny!!!

 

[KristinaB]

That I have fallen and broken my back

 

[723crossroads]

Tis a pity because once you see

 

[Trysha]

Olympic was mine and now cannot be
-

 

[723crossroads]

Now there's no coming back!

 

[scottsma]

there was a senorina from Spain

 

[Robert747]

who was so enormously vain

 

[scottsma]

she used too much Lippy

 

[Grumbletum]

So when she ate a chippy

 

[723crossroads]

Her spun just like a weather vane!

 

[Robert747]

I once knew a girl called Cassandra

 

[scottsma]

who cycled across the Sahara

 

[723crossroads]

The sun turned her hair pure white

 

[scottsma]

and her shoes were too tight

 

[723crossroads]

She melted right into the sanda!!!


This one is the worst!!!:ylol:

 

[scottsma]

She melted right into the sanda!!!


This one is the worst!!!:ylol:

Well you know who started it.........Cassandra,I ask you!!!!!:frown:

 

[723crossroads]

Well you know who started it.........Cassandra,I ask you!!!!!:frown:

I'm sure that's why he started it this way!!!
I have to go Carol, have a sonogram today. I'll be back later on. Have a great day and keep you know who in line-if he shows up!

 

[723crossroads]

The other day in the town of Westminster

 

[Robert747]

There was a shock for the local spinster

 

[Grumbletum]

A dashing young man

 

[Aura]

Hit her with his van

 

[Robert747]

she only came around when he pinched her

 

[scottsma]

A man in a gleaming white van

 

[Grumbletum]

Drove around with his pet toucan

 

[scottsma]

they drank lots of beer

 

[723crossroads]

causing many to fear

 

[Grumbletum]

That they'd both end up jailbirds in the can

 

[723crossroads]

Twas a dreaded night in December

 

[scottsma]

which gave Robert cause to remember

 

[723crossroads]

The lights all went out

 

[scottsma]

and he gave a loud shout

 

[723crossroads]

when someone cut off his member:ywow::rof::lol:

 

[SandyUte]

Now no one dares post

 

[723crossroads]

I dare to post
[It's time for a roast
Of someone we know
whose face is aglow:rof::rof::rof:
So lets all give him a toast!!!!
Yeah!!! Robert!!!!![/I]:dance::dance:

 

[723crossroads]

Now no one dares post

Want to bet???:ylol:

 

[Trev]

feisty, are you sure you are not a redhead?

 

[Grumbletum]

Oh my. I am speechless.........with laughter. X

 

[Robert747]

See what happens when you upset a lady

 

[SandyUte]

I dare to post
[It's time for a roast
Of someone we know
whose face is aglow:rof::rof::rof:
So lets all give him a toast!!!!
Yeah!!! Robert!!!!![/I]:dance::dance:[/QUOTE

Hey, I was starting a limerick.. Then Teresa stole the whole thing, then no one dares to post again (at least a limerick)

[for not missing this post...]



...and Teresa, I know YOU dare

 

[723crossroads]

feisty, are you sure you are not a redhead?

Was born with fire engine red hair!

 

[723crossroads]

See what happens when you upset a lady

Not upset my dear!

 

[SandyUte]

Not upset my dear!

Said the coward out of fear

 

[723crossroads]

For he had run away

 

[Trysha]

And lived to win another day

 

[723crossroads]

In whom we all endear:kiss:

 

[Aura]

The was a wet cat at the door

 

[Grumbletum]

Who was making a big puddle on the floor

 

[Robert747]

Fang, the dog, was most put out

 

[scottsma]

it was not him but got a clout

 

[723crossroads]

Now THERE"S REALLY a MESS on the floor!!!!:yfrown:

 

[Robert747]

No, no, no - second use of the word 'floor' - poor effort - not concentrating.

 

[723crossroads]

No, no, no - second use of the word 'floor' - poor effort - not concentrating.

The mess they left was poor
HAPPY???:sign0085:

 

[Robert747]

Yep!

 

[723crossroads]

Many who criticize others

 

[scottsma]

were picked on a lot by their brothers

 

[723crossroads]

This, they did deserve

 

[Grumbletum]

For their cheek and their nerve

 

[723crossroads]

some were even smothered....:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

I belong to a group of women

 

[SandyUte]

But one was so very feminine,

 

[Robert747]

Shall we let Robert start the next one?

No thanks Trysha - I cause enough trouble on my own - hate to say it though but the first two lines from Teresa and Sandy did rhyme.

 

[723crossroads]

No thanks Trysha - I cause enough trouble on my own - hate to say it though but the first two lines from Teresa and Sandy did rhyme.

I thought so!

 

[Trysha]

Oh dear---what have I done?
I certainly did not mean to offend anybody.
It is just that Teresa and Sandy were hard acts to follow-----
Sorry everybody......post deleted

 

[723crossroads]

Oh dear---what have I done?
I certainly did not mean to offend anybody.
It is just that Teresa and Sandy were hard acts to follow-----
Sorry everybody......post deleted

Trysha, noone is offended!!!! Please don''t feel that way. It became another joke for Robert and I went along with it, that's all. We know you would never offend any of us!!!!:heart:

 

[723crossroads]

She wore her hair in tresses

 

[Robert747]

and looked grand in her short dresses


(Ah - thought I had helped start another argument earlier - shame)

 

[SandyUte]

I belong to a group of women,
But one was so very feminine,
She wore her hair in tresses,
And looked grand in her short dresses,
That the masculine would have loved her bedlinen.

(oh, my, I still can't help myself.)

 

[SandyUte]

And I'm not erasing this one.

 

[scottsma]

EEEH Sandy,I'm surprised at you.(haha) There once was a lassie called Bella

 

[Grumbletum]

Who was desperately seeking a fella

 

[scottsma]

she went on the web

 

[723crossroads]

I belong to a group of women,
But one was so very feminine,
She wore her hair in tresses,
And looked grand in her short dresses,
That the masculine would have loved her bedlinen.

(oh, my, I still can't help myself.)

Very risque!!!

 

[723crossroads]

and started to neb

 

[scottsma]

"be careful"pals wanted to tell-a

 

[723crossroads]

some women like to wear red

 

[scottsma]

especially in bed (not a word!!!!!!)

 

[Robert747]

Can lead a poor man astray

 

[scottsma]

not knowing if it's night or day

 

[Robert747]

with certainly no thoughts to wed

 

[CLynn]

Some women like to wear white

 

[723crossroads]

and their nurse's dress sure is tight

 

[scottsma]

when they give a bed bath

 

[CLynn]

They know they are on the right path

 

[scottsma]

when male patients give in and don't fight

 

[723crossroads]

Let's hear it for women

 

[CLynn]

Because you can't live without them

 

[723crossroads]

They cook and clean and sew

 

[CLynn]

And other things, they just seem to know

 

[723crossroads]

Show appreciation now and then!:kiss:

 

[Aura]

It was a windy, windy day