Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[Robert747]

(by the way - Helen (Grumbletum) is in hospital - but I gave her a good telling off for not contributing here recently)

 

[CLynn]

Awwww, how is she doing? Bless her heart!

 

[723crossroads]

(by the way - Helen (Grumbletum) is in hospital - but I gave her a good telling off for not contributing here recently)

Thanx Robert, please send our best wishes from us~ok?

 

[723crossroads]

Back to the limerick:
He'd lie there and read

 

[scottsma]

and on chocolate he'd feed

 

[scottsma]

(by the way - Helen (Grumbletum) is in hospital - but I gave her a good telling off for not contributing here recently)

I've been keeping up with her thread,she's a miss on here. She's nearly as good as me.haha,in case you think I'm getting above myself.:thumleft:

 

[723crossroads]

and loud music all day he would play!

 

[723crossroads]

New one: We should write this because everyone keeps talking and there goes the limerick....





I once knew a fellow named Tom

 

[scottsma]

Who bought an old car from my mom

 

[Robert747]

When he finally got is moving

 

[scottsma]

he found the rocking soothing

 

[723crossroads]

so he rocked out all night long



The end!:thumleft:

 

[723crossroads]

New one:

Sally had a big mole on her chin

 

[scottsma]

and she soaked it night in neat gin

 

[723crossroads]

Hoping it'd fall off

 

[scottsma]

When she had a big cough

 

[Robert747]

Now the mole has a twin

 

[723crossroads]

and finally be noticed by Jim...


The end!

 

[723crossroads]

Now the mole has a twin

oops~ we posted at the sametime Robert. Yours is better of course !!!:ylol:

 

[723crossroads]

New one:


There once was a man who could rhyme

 

[Robert747]

No actually I think our endings show all you need to know about the two of us!


Lady Mary had a canary

 

[723crossroads]

New one:


There once was a man who could rhyme

TRUE!!!
I did it again. We'll go with yours

 

[723crossroads]

He used to yell out"where is Larry?"

 

[scottsma]

he'd whistle all night

 

[723crossroads]

and always the same song

 

[scottsma]

so they put him on X factor

 

[723crossroads]

and always the same song

Wow! I told you I wasn't feeling good!!:ywow:

 

[723crossroads]

he'd whistle all night

Didn't you write he'd whistle all night long???
You must've changed it after I posted. I thought I was losing my mind.(no comments from the peanut gallery) Robert!!!:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

OK TRY AGAIN New one:

There was an old hag

 

[Earnellzwifey]

one day they found him dead :hallo3:

 

[723crossroads]

one day they found him dead :hallo3:

Hi wifey, 2nd line has to rhyme with 1st, it goes like Robert and clynn taught me.(aabba) First 2 lines rhyme, then 2nd two rhyme with themselves. Then 3rd line rhymes with 1st. Not being mean, just in teacher mode as was shown me. :thumleft:

 

[Earnellzwifey]

my computer must have updated slowly or my meds got me off. I missed like 2 pages of comments.

Oops, thanks 723 you never get to old to learn.

 

[Earnellzwifey]

OK TRY AGAIN New one:

There was an old hag

who carried an old bag

 

[723crossroads]

it was so full of junk

 

[SandyUte]

it was so full of junk

Like used tissues and old food that just stunk

 

[scottsma]

Didn't you write he'd whistle all night long???
You must've changed it after I posted. I thought I was losing my mind.(no comments from the peanut gallery) Robert!!!:ylol2:

no,but thats how I lost my way.I think if we get confused,instead of worrying we should just put something silly.Of course you know who will have something to say,but I think his input is dwindling,if you'll excuse the inuendo:hallo3:

 

[scottsma]

And it made her heave and gag

 

[723crossroads]

As i'm leaving today
I've one thing to say
I will miss you all
so please have a ball
I'll be back later with much more to say!!!:tear:

 

[scottsma]

sending hugs and thanks your way

 

[Robert747]

Totally confused - you can't be trusted to keep things rolling along

 

[scottsma]

Totally confused - you can't be trusted to keep things rolling along

Well,it's your fault................you never phone, you never write,you know we need you to keep us in check.:devil:

 

[Robert747]

Young Nellie ran away to join the circus

 

[scottsma]

she went on the 2 o' clock bus

 

[723crossroads]

She hopped on a tiger

 

[SandyUte]

Her sister beside her

 

[723crossroads]

The audience made a big fuss!

The end

 

[Earnellzwifey]

new start:

The old man went to the bar for a drink.

 

[Robert747]

but the floor was slippery as a rink

 

[Grumbletum]

As he lay sprawled on the floor

 

[scottsma]

his wife came through the door

 

[723crossroads]

and snatched him up quick as a wink!!!


The end!

 

[723crossroads]

New start:

Jittery Joe sat quietly by himself

 

[scottsma]

wondering why he was still on the shelf

 

[Robert747]

Reading his favourite book - How to pull a woman

 

[scottsma]

he saw Kylie through the door a-coming

 

[723crossroads]

and said:sign0085:"there goes my wealth!!!"

 

[Robert747]

Kylie was admiring her beautiful face

 

[Grumbletum]

And married her for her looks and her wealth

( P.S Rhymes if said in Cockney accent ) :shifty-t:

 

[723crossroads]

And married her for her looks and her wealth

OOPS sorry grumblrton, that one is over. Robert started a new one...
Hope you are feeling better!

 

[723crossroads]

She tripped and fell and tore her lace

 

[Robert747]

And married her for her looks and her wealth

( P.S Rhymes if said in Cockney accent ) :shifty-t:

Helen you are way off the pace - think you need some more training before you join in properly

 

[Grumbletum]

:tear::sorry:

 

[scottsma]

Kylie was admiring her beautiful face

what that surgeon charges is a flaming disgrace

 

[Robert747]

what that surgeon charges is a flaming disgrace

Very funny - sadly you ignored Teresa's second line

Teresa - bad behaviour from Carol don't you think?

 

[scottsma]

sorry but I did check back.If you didn't faff abou so much we'd get the job done.(not you Teresa) Anyway I couldn't resist it.

 

[scottsma]

She tripped and fell and tore her lace

Thats what you get for being so vain:ylol2:

 

[723crossroads]

and giving your family a very bad name!:ybiggrin:

 

[723crossroads]

Very funny - sadly you ignored Teresa's second line

Teresa - bad behaviour from Carol don't you think?

Nope sorry Robert, Carol knows her surgeon's!!!

 

[scottsma]

to womankind you're such a disgrace

 

[723crossroads]

Harry was an aging plumber
who was feeling rather flush this summer
asbestos from the water pipes
were affecting his lungs and his life

 

[Robert747]

who was feeling rather flush this Summer

 

[scottsma]

and he was getting dumber and dumber

 

[scottsma]

who was feeling rather flush this Summer

so he went to New York

 

[723crossroads]

and he was getting dumber and dumber

OOPS Carol 3rd line

 

[723crossroads]

asbestos from lining the water pipes

 

[Grumbletum]

:yrolleyes: I have no idea what's going on here. Must be ODing on the Tramadol :yfaint:

 

[scottsma]

:yrolleyes: I have no idea what's going on here. Must be ODing on the Tramadol :yfaint:

It's ok Helen,I'm clear headed and I'm having the same trouble:ybatty:

 

[723crossroads]

Thankyou for the great laugh!!! I can't stop. I am just picturing Robert's face as he reads this!!!:rof: It is too funny!!!:ghug:Let's try again, shall we?

 

[723crossroads]

Harry was an aging plumber
who was feeling rather flush this summer
asbestos from the water pipes
were affecting his lungs and his life

:rof::rof::rof::rof:

 

[Grumbletum]

So his job was really a bummer

 

[723crossroads]

Traveling by plane was a challenge

 

[Robert747]

as it ditched in the middle of Stonehenge

Helen - See what I mean - don't go away again!

 

[SandyUte]

Two rocks broke to pieces

 

[Grumbletum]

And scared the Bejesus

 

[723crossroads]

out of the spirits of REVENGE!:ymad:

 

[scottsma]

While sitting in the barbers chair

 

[Grumbletum]

I fancied doing something different with my hair

 

[Robert747]

The pink dye looked appealing

 

[CLynn]

But with the purple, sent me reeling

 

[Beach bum]

And would go with nothing I wear.

 

[scottsma]

While looking out to sea one day

 

[723crossroads]

Ignore this

 

[CLynn]

Oh, Teresa, now Simon, I mean Robert, will come to chastise you for that.

 

[723crossroads]

We must've both posted at the same time!!!!! I swear!!!
We'll go with Carols.

 

[723crossroads]

I got pulled into the sea by the very strong spray

 

[Robert747]

but with my red Speedos I was fine

 

[723crossroads]

I just swam in a long straight line

 

[Robert747]

Bit of a show off I would say!

 

[723crossroads]

Sally always wore a thong

 

[Beach bum]

But Harry said "it just looks wrong ".