Limericks: Rhyme a Line at a Time

[Grumbletum]

Ha! Ha! How I love this game

 

[sawdust]

There seemed a "sibling rivalry" between Dusty and Dex,

 

[scottsma]

one likes Italian and one likes TexMex

 

[Trysha]

And witty quotes up to their necks

 

[Grumbletum]

But Dusty proposed

 

[Trysha]

of Crohn's to dispose

 

[Grumbletum]

And there wasn't even a mention of sex !!

 

[Jessi]

There once was a man with a cleaver

 

[sawdust]

Where an urge to maim burnt like a fever.

 

[Trysha]

He crazily slashed

 

[Grumbletum]

He kicked and he bashed

 

[Dexky]

but his tantrum was not a reliever!

 

[Grumbletum]

One day, having taken to bed

 

[Dexky]

the doctor had bad news for Fred.

 

[scottsma]

he said you must have an 'oscopy

 

[CLynn]

And then quietly stashed

 

[Grumbletum]

Said Fred, 'Sorry to be dopey'

 

[scottsma]

and kicked the doc right on the head

 

[Jessi]

One evening, while wearing a gown...

 

[Grumbletum]

Fred struggled to tie it with a frown

 

[Jessi]

With his cheeks hanging out

 

[sawdust]

And a resonating shout,

 

[Grumbletum]

He cavorted around like a clown

 

[sawdust]

The thing to remember when you need a doc,

 

[Grumbletum]

Is that it's not gonna happen ad hoc

 

[scottsma]

you gotta be patient

 

[sawdust]

and your mind sapient,

 

[CLynn]

And please don't watch the clock

 

[Grumbletum]

I decided to grow some veg

 

[sawdust]

To bake a pie, in a wedge.

 

[Kip1]

In my garden, not in a hedge.

 

[sawdust]

In my garden, not in a hedge.

I tilled the dirt,

 

[Grumbletum]

Till my muscles really hurt

 

[Kip1]

So i sat down to chill on a ledge.

 

[Dexky]

If a limerick is only five lines

 

[scottsma]

how come on here it is sometimes nine (s)

 

[Grumbletum]

Is the problem with Math?

 

[sawdust]

or stuck in the bath?

 

[Grumbletum]

D'ya think we should be issuing fines?

 

[Dexky]

Ahahahaha^^^^.....wait!!! Could we?? Then we could pay Dusty!!!!

 

[scottsma]

there once was a doc called Mcgruff

 

[sawdust]

whose scopes were known to be rough.

 

[scottsma]

but he said with a smile

 

[Grumbletum]

I know this is vile

 

[Dexky]

bend over…and learn to be tough!

 

[Grumbletum]

When the sun is splitting the sky

 

[scottsma]

and you feel like some chips and a pie

 

[Grumbletum]

A stroll on the beach

 

[Dexky]

might help you to reach

 

[Jessi]

Along the sunniest reach

 

[Grumbletum]

The ultimate fair weather high

 

[Dexky]

Little Johnny was no more than two

 

[DustyKat]

When he had his first big toilet poo

 

[Grumbletum]

He laughed in delight

 

[sawdust]

But unsure if it was right,

 

[Grumbletum]

He took it to Mom - ' I show you!'

 

[scottsma]

he looked high and low for his keys

 

[Dexky]

his only motive to please

 

[Grumbletum]

But they were nowhere in sight

 

[Dexky]

to his wife's sheer delight

 

[Grumbletum]

Cos she could keep him at home with ease

 

[sawdust]

Walt was at home drinking his prep.

 

[Grumbletum]

Thinking 'Do I chug or go step by step?'

 

[Chrismac]

He decided to sip

 

[Dexky]

so he gave it a nip

 

[scottsma]

and he felt full of vigor and pep

 

[Chrismac]

There once was a clown named John

 

[scottsma]

who didn't know what to put on

 

[Chrismac]

He considered his shoes

 

[scottsma]

then ran to the loos

 

[Grumbletum]

So John was stuck in the john

 

[Dexky]

A subject we know all too well

 

[scottsma]

the dicomfort is often sheer hell

 

[sawdust]

And so you wince,

 

[scottsma]

and you weep

 

[Grumbletum]

You can't get no sleep

 

[scottsma]

but it's good to have someone to tell

 

[Grumbletum]

The temptation to eat chocolate cake

 

[scottsma]

stpped her sleeping

 

[Grumbletum]

Cos she wanted to bake

 

[Dexky]

One bite and she knew

 

[Grumbletum]

As her stomach pain grew

 

[Dexky]

she shouldn't have added bran flake!

 

[scottsma]

when out for a walk in the woods

 

[Dexky]

Katniss discovered the goods

 

[Grumbletum]

So she took them away

 

[Dexky]

But the troll made her pay

 

[Grumbletum]

Now her business has gone down the tubes

 

[Dexky]

You call it petro, we call it gas

 

[Grumbletum]

Garden or yard? Well, they both got grass

 

[Dexky]

tomaytoe, tomahtoe..

 

[sawdust]

potato, potahhto

 

[Emily]

Pronunciation's a pain in the ass!

 

[scottsma]

Spring is on the way for some

 

[Grumbletum]

For others seems it's never gonna come

 

[sawdust]

marked by lush green grass,

 

[Emily]

And students skipping class

 

[Grumbletum]

It sure beats the dark winter glum

 

[Dexky]

My nose is all runny and sneezin'

 

[sawdust]

Itchy, watering eyes, 'tis the season.