imisspopcorn said:Why do you like zits?
They make you look like the pits.
They are juicy and red,
And have a white head
Squeeze, and see what they emit......
Let's just get back to the sex Limericks, k? This is just gross! :kissgrits:
imisspopcorn said:Why do you like zits?
They make you look like the pits.
They are juicy and red,
And have a white head
Squeeze, and see what they emit......
imisspopcorn said::ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:
Ah, man....Nothin' like a good zit!!!
Peaches said:We have finally grossed out Nessa
She is admitting it's a messa
She doesn't like acne talk
Thinking about popping zits makes her balk
That's ok - about you we think no lessa
farm said:Two 5th's of morgan and 1/2 quart of shine
Tomorrow morning will be a helluva time
It'll hurt like a mother
But I'll have another
Drinking like this should be a crime!
imisspopcorn said:Gosh, how embarassing it would be...
If from the forum, someone did recognize me.
In line, I would be minding my own business,
They would look at me and never guess.
She likes to write dirty poetry....
Then in would skip Peaches and Ms. Nessa
Who do not hail from Odessa
Three sweet soccer moms
We would have to drop some 'F-bombs
This is how we release our stressas
:ylol2::ylol2::ylol2: It is pretty funny what words you HAVE to use to make the rhyme! I'm kinda like going CACTUS?? How about a feather or somethin' - but a cactus - that sounds PAINFUL!!vshirey317 said::ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:
We'll pull up in our mom minivan
surprise all the men with our g-strings and fake tan
We're not here for little league practice
Let's put on a show with a cactus
This one's for you, Batman ::cracks whip::
It was impossible to type this one with a straight face...LOL
Peaches said::ylol2::ylol2::ylol2: It is pretty funny what words you HAVE to use to make the rhyme! I'm kinda like going CACTUS?? How about a feather or somethin' - but a cactus - that sounds PAINFUL!!
Peaches said:I'm just glad that to the lounge this thread was moved
Because at times it does get pretty lewd
Not that I really care
But I still can't seem to swear
I guess all in all I am just a prude!
Oh it is painful trying to be "good" sometimes! I'm really not a prude - I just play one on the internet.....
Peaches said:Ah, now we know Nessa likes some hot wax that is melted
Or maybe with pointy things she likes to be pelted
Indeed she does like a little pain
I hope not so much that she is insane!
Hopefully she doesn't like being drizzled with things that have been smelted
Nessa is such a naughty girlvshirey317 said::ylol2:
There's nothing wrong with a spank or choke
Careful now, just don't make me croak
Say no to S&M
It's equivilent to phlem
Sit back and let me watch you stro...
Nevermind. This is a bit too raunchy...:ycool:
Peaches said:Nessa is such a naughty girl
She'd prolly give just about anything a whirl
I agree with no S&M
Unless we did some Eurotrip'n ;o)
Then Xena could get in on the swirl!!
isn't it a TRIP how that woman can change looks between Xena and BSG and Eurotrip?
Peaches said:It means you are a REALLY bad boy
Don't play like you are all coy
You know you have lots of stuff to spill
And you'd do it with zeal
All of us girls would have to go grab our toy......
Peaches said:Please tell me you people are gettin' my randy reference? If not, I'm just gonna have to think about the company I'm keepin' here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CmLNPOLJl8
Of course - little did I know when I made that reference that Farm actually had a doll named Randy!! How lovely.....
farm said:My doll was Brandy, not Randy!!!!! For pete's sake!!
Oh no, Candy was real :ycool:vshirey317 said:Sure it wasn't Candy?
farm said:Oh no, Candy was real :ycool:
imisspopcorn said:All I need to know
Is if farm asks for Candy everywhere he goes?
I wonder what his favorite flavor is?
I'm sure he likes the kind with lots of fiz....
I imagine 'Pop' Rocks make him glow.
farm said:I'm easy to nail!??!?! :ylol2: :ylol2: :ylol2:
farm said:Like this?
Please tell me that is not your butt......Elmerfarm said:Well, it's going near this one.
fenway1971 said:Shopped for a new what? Jeep?
Trudging through airport security,
wishing these new FAA rules to obscurity,
the lines are long,
hope xray doesn't detect my bong,
they'd question my maturity.
Peaches said:I know you don't want to - but maybe you need a short round of an inhaler or something to get it settled?
Peaches said:I can't imagine you being anything but a blond and I'm having trouble with Nessa being blond -she is so freakin' pretty as a brunette! One of my neighbors is a natural blond and colors her hair dark. I'm am just not that adventurous I guess. Boring old me.
All us girls going to the salon
To get our hair colored and done
Nessa's doing the switch a roo
I'm keeping my hair the color of poo
and Pop is looking blond and fun
Peaches said:Well, I can't wait to see you - like before and after side by side -that would be cool!! I don't think any of my friends have ever done a radical make over in the hair department. Ok - well, except for my best girlfriend who went from brownish to AUBURN/RED. I mean - RED. She dyes it to match her younger son's hair who is a gingerkid. That is a hard color to pull off - your skin tone has to be just right...
Peaches said:Brown, blond, black or red
Nessa would look bootiful with any of it on her head
I guess she'll be a blond for now
Wonder if she'll color her brow?
I'd do her....that's what he said....
hee hee...couldn't get a good rhymie for that last line....
MARK!! (hee hee)Mark33180 said:I'm not creative to think of anything
nailed it!mwb3779 said:I'm not partial to hair
As long as shes got a pair
Little ones or big ones, makes no matter to me
As long as there aren't three
Even then it would be up in the air!
:ylol2: you are a NATURAL!!mwb3779 said:I'm not partial to hair
As long as shes got a pair
Little ones or big ones, makes no matter to me
As long as there aren't three
Even then it would be up in the air!