I found a website all about poo poetry!!!
There once was a man with the runs,
Whose butt juice did splatter his buns.
It clung to his hair,
But the bidet was there.
Man, that thing's worth the extra funds.
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There once was a chap from Newcastle
Who rolled up a turd in a parcel
He sent it by plane
To a poofter in Spain
To show him the girth of his arsehole
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Whene'er in rectal distress
I always make mighty a mess.
My screams can be heard
As I'm squeezing my turd
For miles and miles, moreorless.
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There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought he could fart and get lucky
He thought he could hold it
But the smell quickly told it
That he had just made his underpants mucky.
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And this was my favourite:
Once I was feeling down-hearted
So I let loose my anus and farted.
Mom asked, "What's the matter,
did I hear a splatter?"
And then did I realize I'd sharted.
