Son: What did you do my shirt?
Mother: Son, I am sorry I can be no longer trusted to do your washing. You are quite welcome to do your own washing, so these errors no longer occur.
What did you do to his shirt?? I tried this technique with my wife...I screwed up the laundry, the dishes, the vacuuming, the dusting, the mopping, etc., etc.....it didn't work!!