crohnsinct
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How did we let this thread fall to the second page. Clearly we need a little laugh. Got this from a friend who doesn't necessarily agree with my diet.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks
than Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what
you like.Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks
than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks
than Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what
you like.Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.