Had to laugh.....afterwards

[cheerio]

had to laugh.....afterwards

So I knew this story could only be appreciated here....here goes-

I went off Budenoside last Thurs and have had the Big D everyday since. This morning woke up and the first round was BLACK!!!! I freaked.....I'm dying, I need surgery, I am losing so much blood that I can't even go into shock, why did I never do my will, oh no- I'm going to need a colostomy, I've only had D for 5 days- this is it....

I run to the kitchen for the phone

I spy the OREOS bag on the counter...... I ate five last night.

Darn OREOS, darn Crohn's!!!!

Oreos are in the trash
Had to laugh.....afterwards:rof:

 

[AndiGirl]

That is funny after the initial scare!

 

[Jessica]

All smiles here, thanks.

 

[25times]

That happens to me after I eat beets. I fill the toilet with bright red and when I stand up to flush, I see it, and PANIC. Then I remember I had 4 bowls of borscht last night, and breathe a massive sigh of relief hahahaha

 

[Terriernut]

You know, I wonder what would happen if I ate those green gummy worms?
(I dont absorb anything, comes out whole)

I'm thinking I might faint for the first time in me friggin life!!!

:yfaint:

 

[Jer's Girl]

Haha! Glad it wasn’t anything more serious.

 

[scottmyster]

you need a good laugh now and again . and i am glad it wasn't serious.

 

[lookame]

lol...You know I was confused about why I had green diarreah this morning...but after reading this and then my fiancee knocking over the incredibly large blue gatoraid bottle I was sucking down last night now it all makes sence...

 

[Scifimom]

Ahahaha the same thing happened to me a couple of days ago. I rush to the bathroom first thing in the morning (Original I know) and I see the toilet all red with little dark red bits in, the mucus-fleeding-perforation-hemmoroids all pass through my mind to end to HOME MADE PASTA SAUCE!!! Phew. (I can tolerate only canned pasta sauce but my mother made turkish meatballs with sauce made out of fresh tomatoes from her garden how can you resist that?)

 

[Ian]

The number of times a scary-looking red smear on the paper has turned out to be tomato skin or Asacol casing lol...

 

[Jessica]

I remember when I first started taking Asacol... I would see the pill in the bowl and not know what it was. Took a week of that before I asked the doc, almost in tears. He said the pill cracks, and will sometimes come out hole. Jesus, I thought I was literally shitting out pieces of me. lmao

 

[fragile69]

hello tummy huggers! after 2 months of waiting for stomachE biopsy results i recieved a letter sub heading dept of the elderly(i am 42) saying "your recent biopsy from the stomach showed chronic inflamation only and no evidence of helicobacter pylori.i will see you as previosly arranged." wow do words cost the nhs money these days? i went to my appointment with the consultant and was met by an intern who seemed not to believe a word i said.she said "we will do more bloods and test you for HOT FLUSHES".funny now but at the time i had to bite my lip and walk out not wanting to shout at the young girl.i am going back to my gp this morning to ask for a referal to a different hospital.ii didnt know hot flushes was a medical conditon in fact ive been thanked once or twice for being the cause of them! haha.think i will take my hotflushes and go for a game of poker! ttfn jason.

 

[Cat-a-Tonic]

Ha ha! Something similar actually happened to me earlier today! I had a poo, and it was a normal solid poo (I'm either in or near remission). But it had a red speck in it, and I panicked, thinking it might be blood! Then I tried to calm myself down and think back to what I had eaten yesterday. Pasta, no that wasn't red. Ensure, nope. Muffin, nope. Fudge... oh, right! I had red velvet fudge, which was the exact same shade of red that was in my poo, and I don't digest fats very well so I'm sure it's undigested fudge. Gave me quite a shock though! I still have a half pound of fudge so I am going to be seeing more red soon enough.