I have never posted a pic of me!!! :lol: Crohnsinct, I hate to disappoint you and Clash but Farmwife was much closer in her description!
Intelligent... to a point... then I hit a wall and turn into one of those electric toys that just keep bumping into the same wall! :ybatty: Then, again, that could be the 'feisty' side thinking - 'will you friggin' move already, I'm coming through!?!?!?
Put together but not matchy - absolutely! How the heck is anything going to match when half my clothes don't fit me!?!?
Weight... normal - right again! ...for a European with no willpower!
So, in essence, short, dumpy, mismatched with curly, crazy hair!
Now my thoughts... Crohnsinct faked her picture! There's no way a European who eats cupcakes all day and drinks wine all night can be that thin! :ymad: ....Oops, forgot about the pole-dancing! :lol: That'll burn a few calories!
Clash - I'm with Farmwife's description - she may not be hanging out car windows anymore but she's still a rebel and walks with a swagger!
Sascot - LIAR!! :lol: - You posted a pic of Andrew and Amy so you most definitely know how to post pictures! Now you OWE us one!!!
And, dear Farmwife who I once pictured as a petite sweet blonde cutie! Hah!! Now I know better... Blonde amazon (ok, michigan) goddess is more like it! One of those annoyingly 'nice' people who do it all - manages the farm, makes princess dresses for her princess and goes cow-tipping for some exercise! Biggest heart around BUT cross her (or hers) and she'll leave you quivering in a puddle of Mountain Dew!
I've seen Dusty, Twiggy and Jacquie so I've got to stay quiet there!