Barista, I make coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. All the coffee's. Pretty coffees. Tasty coffees. Weird stupid coffees for people who think they are totally too cool for any regular coffee and gotta have all these snot nosed twisty coffees.
My all time easiet way to piss me off? Asking me if the coffee I just handed to you has sugar in it. Did you ask for sugar? No? Then it hasnt got sugar. Im not a mind reader, and Im not stupid. You get what you asked for. If you didnt ask for it, you dont get it.
Oh, I also get super pissed at the people who ask for something, then complain it wasnt what they wanted. You asked for it, you got what you asked for, dont abuse me for making what you asked for, abuse yourself for not knowing what it was you wanted and then getting pissed at me for not getting you something you never asked for.
I work as a casual, but with pretty regular hours, its awesome for my crohns, cos I can usually get time off when I need it, and still have a job when I can get back to it.
Its good, I love it. I just dont love customers. Particularly the ones who think Im stupid because they ask for a macchiato and then get pissed at me when I hand over a cup that has stuff all in it when what the reallllllly wanted was a hybrid made up drink that may well have made it into mainstream ordering practices, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU ACTUALLY ORDER IT AS A TOPPED UP MACCHIATO OR AS A LONG MACCHIATO. If you say macchiato at me, you are getting a traditional macchiato, and if you call me stupid I will launch into a spiel about how Im not the stupid one for making you what you asked for, YOU are the stupid one for not asking for what you wanted.
Scuse the rant, rant over. Until the next time some up emself loser calls me stupid.