Sandy, I still haven't fallen asleep. I see the neurologist today. He is going to totally freak that I have an implanted port. In fact, he's going to freak when he reads what I wrote that will give him the short version of what has happened since I last saw him in January of this year.
Please, no seizures while driving. It's hazardous to your health and everyone else's.
How old is Ashley? Good luck with the interrogation. With both "moms" standing together on the same page, those kids don't stand a chance. Ha, ha! Can't wait to hear more...
We have three nebulizers in the home. All three kids needed them. Real cute having three youngins lined up on the couch with nebulizers going. I saw a nice portable nebulizer at the pharmacy the other day. I think I'm going to ask my doc to write me a script for it. If I do it that way, I may not have to pay for it. We hit the catastrophic limit for out of pocket expenses so I don't have to pay any co-pays or deductibles etc. till January 2013. In the mean time, I just have to keep paying down those lovely medical bills. Spending one week in the hospital will cause anyone to hit the catastrophic limit. I like to use the mask or do the blow by with the nebulizer. If I use a mouth piece, I have to use a child's mouth piece because I gag on the adult mouth piece.
I hope you weren't wearing one of those see through nighties with out any undergarments on... (snicker, snicker) ... and on a Sunday out of all days! You should be ashamed of your self! Ha, ha. I don't think you're going to live that one down.
You could always blame your infomercial incident on your meds. After all, how were you supposed to know what you were doing? The meds messed with your mind. Imagine your shock when you received your juicer in the mail with a bill from the infomercial. Tee, hee.
Oh, by double dose of albuteral, do you mean four puffs instead of two? When I was a gymnastic instructor (Shut up Robert!) we had to take a specialized course in first aid and cpr. One thing the EMT told us was that you could do your two puffs and if you were still having trouble, you could do a third puff in 15 minutes. When Daniel, my middle child, was very sick and both mom and dad were completely exhausted, he was accidentally given a double dose of albuteral in his nebulizer. First one of use gave him the dose of albuteral and Intal. Then there was miscommunication, hubby is deaf unless he wears his hearing aids (cochlear implant came years down the road for hubby), and hubby added more albuteral to Dan's neb treatment. Dad then hooked Dan up to his apnea monitor and his heart rate was sky high. Dad came to me all concerned. It didn't take long for me to discern what had happened. I then gave Daniel a higher dose (learned that from the hospital docs and nurses so I knew the safe amount to give) of Tylenol to Dan. This trick helps bring the heart rate down. But boy did we have one wired up boy for the rest of the night. LOL!
You're not the only one who makes a good side show. My hands don't work well and one day I was talking while gesturing with my hands. (Oh, yea, I forgot to mention that one of the times I had a fork in my hand and the other time it was a knife.) The utensil that I was holding at the time went flying. Thank goodness no one was hurt. I no longer gesture with objects in my hands. Ha, ha, ha! For some reason unbeknown to me, my family won't let me play with knifes.
It's not just my hands that don't work well. My whole body does weird things. I'm quite entertaing for my family. Sometimes I look like I'm drunk cause I couldn't walk right if my life depended on it. The brain and muscles don't have good communication skills with one another.
Aura, I am also snuggled up with my kitty. She knows when things aren't right with me and won't leave my side. She literally will lay up against me until she's had enough of my restlessness. Then she moves to another part of the bed but keeps her face where she can keep an eye on me.
Robert, give it up. Scare us away? Seriously? Women are in charge. Remeber. You should be bowing down to us. Women Rule!!!!!!!
Trev, Seriously? Beer/Veggies? Where did you get your high school diploma? From a Cracker Jacks box? How disappointing to discover the truth. Now you know why the saying is "Ignorance is bliss". So sorry that someone burst your bubble. Sandy says you can cry on her shoulder. Kirsty and I say, "Suck it up and take it like a man!" Ha, ha, just teasing ya!
Say, where is eveyone else?
Ahhh... another win for me. For now anyway.
