I envy you Buff, without going into details , quite often I have very disturbing dreams. The bog roll banditry continues here., despite constant reminders to the culprits that this is not a virus that is primarily associated with GIT problems.
To address the tissue issue I have dug two 'foot prints' into the front lawn with a deep hole in between the starting blocks. The garden hose has been place alongside. Viola! A paperless 'Asian squat', An old sheet wrapped round a couple of poles provide adequate privacy.. It's not really an al weather model!
We haven't reached the 'voluntary' self isolation situation as yet , but most of the people that we know which are in a similar age group to Pam and I are doing that anyway. . My GP is a very reasonable fells who is happy to fax prescriptions through to the Island pharmacy. He still gets his usual Medicare consultation fee and avoids the chance of contracting Convid -19 from me and vice versa . You might., depending on you location and local rules and regs try this approach. At least you won't be hanging around a dr's waiting room : a breeding ground for things nasty.
Cool today, pleasant condition for pottinger around the garden . The heat is scheduled to return on the weekend..