This is where practicing those linebacker skills from long ago help diesanduhr!!
:mad2:
You weigh 135 pounds today, and 100 pounds tomorrow.
You have more in common with the elderly than with people your own age. (Arthritis? Cool! Me too!)
You know how many tiles are on your floor, ceiling, and walls.
You know how many tiles it takes for your feet to fit perfectly inside them.
You've read every bottle in your your bathroom, three times over. AND you wonder why you don't get paid to write those things by now.
You have an "oh ****" handle in your bathroom for when times get scary
You have 2 sizes in your wardrobe size 'flaring' and size 'not flaring' ( I guess thats if your lucky and have non flaring times).
When you have diaper rash worse than your 4 month old niece.
And I'm jealous of everyone who gets a break in toilet visits after a colonoscopy. I swear, I ate dinner afterward, and was back on the toilet less than an hour after getting home from the hospital. Ridiculous.
You may have Crohn's if you could win a 100 meter race whilst undoing and pulling your trousers down.
You went to the bathroom at 6:00 AM but you did not get out of bed until 6:05.
Dan
You read this thread ,nod your head and laugh, cause everyone of them is sooooo true!
You know you have Crohns when you buy panty liners to put at the back of your undies, just in case, but don't use them for their designated purpose.
When you know how to read your CT scan, test results
When you tell you're doctor what is the best treatment plan for you and it's the right one
When not going to the toilet for a day means there is something wrong and freaks you out
When you can't keep a job more than 3 months
When not normal things to most people sound very normal to you
When you stop noticing you have pain
When you check your poop every time you go
When you look between your legs while pooping and it splashes on your face
...your on this forum more than facebook
...you forget your not on the forum and start telling facebook about your poop
You wonder why there isn't a fitting room when checking out new toilet seats...
You judge people by their toilet paper and complement them when its nice and soft.
You decide which restaurant you want to go out to by the quality and cleanliness of their bathrooms.
You fart and no one notices anymore lol.