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I saw this on another forum and I thought it looked fun! You post something you wish, and you ruin the wish of the person above.

For example: I wish I didn't have Crohn's.
You no longer have Crohn's, but now they don't know why you have all these symptoms!

It doesn't have to be Crohn's related of course. You can wish for money or power or fame or a nice cup o' tea. Be creative.

I wish I was better at this game I have been playing.
 
You're getting better at the game, But you dont like playing games anymore I wish my back would stop hurting.
 
Your back stops hurting, but only because you are paralyzed.


My wish is to win the Last One Wins game.
 
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dlzoidberg said:
My wish is to win the Last One Wins game.
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You win last one wins but because the Crohn's forum goes away. :(

ekay03 dlzoidberg didn't corrupt your wish - I guess that means it's granted. :p

I wish the weather was mild all the time!
 
You get your wish, but lose the 10.000 you had invested in umbrellas.

I wish I was the supreme ruler of the universe.



ekay03 dlzoidberg didn't corrupt your wish - I guess that means it's granted.
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What wish?
 
dlzoidberg said:
You get your wish, but lose the 10.000 you had invested in umbrellas.

I wish I was the supreme ruler of the universe.





What wish?
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This one, it was right before your post. :)

You rule the universe, but only before the big bang.

I wish I could eat tacos without any pain.
 
You will be a clown, but the paint you use is permanent!

I wish I had a new car!
 
Tacos forever! Yummy.

You get $100 and a cookie, but then give it to someone more in need than you.

You get your new car, but it's a gas guzzler.

I wish I could do the Tough Mudder.
 
You not only do a Tough Mudder, you also win. Sadly, the blisters on your feet get a bad bacteria. I guess it was a bad idea for them to flood the course with the contaminated water from the sewage department. :(

I wish I had an idea.
 
You get a Porsche! But you park it in a bad neighborhood and its stolen, dismantled and sold for parts.

I wish it was the 1st of July already!
 
It's July 1st! You go to bed and wake up and guess what it's July 1st again and the next day.. you got it. It's July 1st.

I wish my cat would not do his death defying across the bedroom leap off the dresser onto my stomach in the middle of the night.
 
Your wish is granted! Instead your cats leaps onto your face.

I wish I had a boat.
 
CrabbyRelish said:
Your wish is granted! Instead your cats leaps onto your face.
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That happened last month. I got a black eye and a bloody nose. No one believe my cat did it. Everyone would just told me 'listen to you wife next time.'

You got your boat but it's just a toy boat not even big enough to handle any wakes in a bathtub.

I wish for a Sonic Strawberry Limeade right meow!
 
You get your wish and don't have to work anymore. Sadly, now you don't get paid.

You get your wish from Sonic. Sadly its another cat in a cup named Strawberry Limeade.

I wish my fiance would stop asking me to smell the food to make sure its ok before he cooks it.
 
Your fiance stops asking you to smell the food but only because he stops cooking for you

I wish I had enough money for a nice wedding
 
You have enough money for a nice wedding, but your fiance wants to elope.

I wish I could stay home, instead of teach.
 
Bad one Tracy!! Hehehe!

You could travel more, but you lose your luggage each time.

I wish my hubby were neater (less messy).
 
You get to travel more but sadly you only get to see the bathrooms around the world.

He becomes less messy unfortunately he starts wearing your clothes.

I wish we could move into a nice house.
 
You will move into a nice house, but it will be haunted.

I wish I had a housekeeper.
 
you get a housekeeper, but again, it's your mother ! LMAO (oops...so sorry haha)

I wish I had smaller ears
 
Your ears will be smaller, but they will stick out.

I wish I had nicer feet.
 
You will have nicer feet but they will always smell like cheese.

I wish I had new clothes.
 
you will have new clothes, but all your hair will turn grey.

I wish I never got married (today anyway...hahahah)
 
You won't have a reaction to methotrexate, but you will to shampoo.

I wish my house was bigger.
 
Your house gets bigger but there are no doorways that lead to the extra space.

I wish I had a snack.
 
You get a dog but he ruins your house and yard.
I wish I could get in my bed. I can't climb at the moment, it is lofted;)
 
You can have a better job, but you'll have to wear your pajamas to work on the first day.

I wish I made more money.
 
You make more money but the FBI arrests you for printing it yourself.

I wish for no more prednisone.
 
There will be no more Prednisone, but the medication to take it's place will cause your nose to enlarge.

I wish my neighbors would move away.
 
Your neighbors move away but even worse ones move in.

I wish I would exercise more.
 
You will exercise more - but you will have a horrible sweating problem. (stinnnkkkyy)

I wish we'd have a month of sunny weather.
 
DragonGirl said:
Your dog behaves, but your neighbors sue for the damage it did before.
I wish prednisone had no side effects.
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It doesn't but all the others meds have double the effects.....

I wish my vacation last week was a REAL one and not a working one!
 
You have a real vacation, but-like me- you can't do anything because you are to sick to go anywhere.
I wish I could go out without my wheelchair and parking pass.
 
You go out without a wheelchair and parking pass but all the stores and parks are closed.

I wish my friends and family would call me more often.
 
Your friends and family call more often, but only when they are angry.
I wish my sister would understand how icky I feel more.
 
Your sister understands now but only because she has cancer

I wish I could afford food for more than the first 2 weeks of the month(and not have to starve the 3rd and 4th weeks)
 
You can afford food for the entire month but its all Top Ramen (my fiance said "cat food").

I wish At&T wouldn't raise their prices after a year for DSL.
 
At&T doesn't raise their prices, but only because they are going out of business.
I wish I could play my french horn again.
 
You play your french horn again, but all your extended family loves it so much that they come and live with you.

I wish I had a maid
 
Nobody will abuse animals, but they will abuse plants.

I wish my teeth were straighter. (I have worn braces already.)
 
Your teeth are straighter, but after they got straightened you lost them all

I wish I didn't have to take pills daily
 
Tracy- Your tummy isn't in so much pain, but now it's your bottom that's in pain.

lookame- You don't have to take pills daily, but now you have to take shots daily.

I wish I was thinner.
 
Your now thinner because your crohns came back with avengence and now everything goes through you and you can;t hold anything down(double wammy diarreah AND vometting)

I wish my fiance would stop playing video games everyday
 
Your fiance will stop playing videos games everyday; however, he will become an avid reader of romance novels.

I wish I knew more than one language.
 
He stops playing video games everyday and starts watching porn everyday instead.

Andi- You know more than one language but its Sign Language and everyone who was deaf is now fully hearing.

I wish I could fall asleep faster.
 
You can have a salad now, but you'll find a frog in it.

I wish my husband worked the day shift.
 
He works the day shift. Unfortunately, he continues to work the night shift, so you never see each other and get divorced.


I wish I was a fly that gets swatted.
 
You are a fly and you get swatted and then you are reincarnated as a Leech

I wish I was thin

(and saying I get thin by having a flare up will not work since I have already been through two flare ups and did not lose weight).
 
You get thin, but only after getting ran over by a steam roller.

I wish I was Louisa Lytton, so I could spend all day naked in front of a mirror.
 
You are Louisa Lytton, but you catch pneumonia from being nekkid all day!
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Was hoping it would involve a vibrator!


You eat chocolate, so much Oprah has to hire a crane to get you out of your bedroom.

I wish I had 3 wishes.
 
You don't have to go wee so often, but you don't go for so long you need to be catheterized.
I wish I could eat ice cream.
 
you can eat ice cream just fine...but it's all filled with roaches !

I wish I had 5 left toes on my right foot :)
 
You are taller, but you are so tall you have to bend just to stand in a room.
I wish I could volunteer to work with animals at my vet's office.
 
You're able to volunteer but all the animals and the vet bite you.

I wish I could start working again.
 
You can work again but you lose some of your pay and get out in probation.
I wish my little sister would stop watching Disney channel.
 
Your little sister will stop watching the Disney Channel, but she will start watching FOX News.

I wish my two kids didn't fight so much.
 
You eat KFC for every meal, but you heard the expression 'you are what you eat'? You turn into a giant chicken.

I wish I could be bothered to do the housework.
 
You do the housework, but the house can only stay clean for so long! Everything is worse than before you started.
I wish that I wasn't so bored.
 
You are a fighter pilot, and you get sent to war and get shot down and stranded in the Galapagos.
I wish I had a day without my Crohn's.
 
His breath improves, but he starts letting off vile farts!

I wish my fistula would heal up without needing surgery.
 
It heals up, unfortunately so do all the other holes/orifices in your body!

I wish foid that tastes good was actually good for me (meaning my Crohn's as well! :p)
 
Food that tastes good is good for you, but the only drink you can drink is barium!
I wish my tachycardia would go away.
 
Rebecca85 said:
It heals up, unfortunately so do all the other holes/orifices in your body!

I wish foid that tastes good was actually good for me (meaning my Crohn's as well! :p)
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Food that tastes good is good for you now, but it costs 5x as much as before!

I wish nobody would be diagnosed with Crohn's from today on.
 
You stop making typos, but you also stop making sense!

You get curry sauce and chips but your stomach feels full.

I wish I could ride my bike to work.
 
You can ride your bike to work, but you don't have a car for the days you don't want to!
I wish that someone would find a cure for Crohn's.
 
There's a cure for Crohn's but it involves virgin sacrifice.

I wish my kitties were more cuddly.
 
You can paint amazing ow(your the next picasso) but now all paints, paintbrushes and canvas are burned because people think they are the work of the devil

I wish I had diamonds
 

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