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kingofidiocy said:
You do, but the waves take you to Scotland. You can't understand the accent, so you go mad.
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I love the Scottish accent. I am so happy that the waves take me there! Now I can see my good friend, Danny! It's been 13 years! .... thanks king

You are Hannibal's twin bro, but he eats you.

I wish I really could get swept away to Scotland!!!!!
 
You are. You're Elly May. Like being a girl, eh?

I wish I would've noticed my birthday wishes earlier! (says Jessi, sheepishly)
 
I wish I would've noticed my birthday wishes earlier!
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You do, but then fall a asleep at having such a boring wish come true.

I wish I had an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.


i think cousin Pearl would suit him better.
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That from Dame Edna's New Zealand cousin.
 
You do have an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini... that belongs to your Ken doll.

I wish I didn't have to look at another post-it note again.
 
You don't ever see post-it notes again, because people are writing messages to you on your freshly shaven head with magic markers now, instead.

I wish I wasn't claustrophobic.
 
You're not claustrophobic. Instead you love small places. You set up shop in your closet and only come out to use the restroom. Forever.

I wish I had some butter for my sourdough bread.
 
You have some butter...but it has turned sour!

I wish half a filling hadn't fallen out last night - eek...trip to the dentist soon!
 
Half your filling didn't fall out, it was half your tooth!

I wish I could take a plane far away without anyone missing me.
 
Nobody misses you because they ALL followed you there.... and they are giving you LOTS of post-it notes! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

I wish I could lounge today.
 
You do, but put on so much weight, you can't get up again.

I wish there was a war between the smurfs and the oompa-loompas.
 
Jessi said:
Nobody misses you because they ALL followed you there.... and they are giving you LOTS of post-it notes! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
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Evil I tell ya!

There is a war, but it ends 2 mins after it begins when they notice your licking cow eating the oompa-loompas' candy.

I wish tonight would come sooner.
 
Your fear of heights vanishes and you go to the top of a mountain for nice scenery. Since you are not afraid anymore you go too close to the edge and fall off.

I wish I could just wake up and all my problems be gone.
 
You are a kid again. Specifically a 1 year old kid. And you never age.

I wish the boss would leave the office.
 
You are a zombie, but then you eat your own brains, and stop functioning altogether.

I wish I was Princess Bubblegum, so I could ride my rainicorn all around the Candy Kingdom and the Land of Ooo.
 
You are, but you're stuck in the game and can never leave. Not even for the bathroom!

I wish the 10th came sooner!
 
You are, but no one treats you as one. It's as if they don't believe you are the king!

I wish Foamy put out more cartoons.
 
You get your beautiful feet but your hands are hairy, with abnormally long skinny fingers.

I wish I could on a 'back to work' shopping spree!
 
You can go on a back to work shopping spree, but when you get back you lose your job!

I wish I could exercise as much as I want.
 
It is sunny, but you are in Antarctica, and you can't expose a single bit of your skin to it because it was so cold.

I wish my chocolate had lasted longer.
 
your chocolate lasts for 3 hrs. but within 5 days you notice you have gained 10 pounds.

I wish this warm weather where I live would last all year.
 
The warm weather lasts where you live, but the rains fail, and there is a drought. As a consequence, you are only allowed to flush the toilet twice a day!

I wish I could move out of parents and into my own place.
 
Ahah, I would love to gain 10 pounds at the rate I'm going.

The warm weather where you live does last all year, only because you are inside blasting the heater unable to get out of bed.

I wish I could drive.
 
You can drive, but your car is a lemon and breaks down 50 miles from civilization... and you're all alone.

I wish my wood floors would polish themselves.
 
Your floors polish themselves, but they do it constantly and you can't walk on them without slipping and breaking a hip.

I wish my cats would stop fighting.
 
Your cats stopped fighting; but they worked together to take over the world. And now the whole world is mad at you since you were their owner.

Someone please corrupt my wish, it got missed!
 
You stop biting your nails,

You start pulling your hair.

I wish it was next Friday (national holiday in Greece)
 
It's next Friday, but your National Holiday is lonnnnnggggg gone by now.

I wish all my friends were in remission.
 
Back at ya Jessi, it has been 20 diagnosed but over 30 symptoms...hope I haven't given away my age..:shifty:
 
Your friends are all in remission, but you are not.

I wish children would listen the first time I tell them to do something.
 
Children now listen to you the first time you tell them to do something, but never again.

I wish the guys would show up to haul off the trees I cut down.
 
you get nicer feet, but then a law is past requiring everyone to wear socks and shoes at ALL times.

i wish i didn't have moonfaced from the prednisone!
 
kathleenmayb said:
you get nicer feet, but then a law is past requiring everyone to wear socks and shoes at ALL times.

i wish i didn't have moonfaced from the prednisone!
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You don't have moonface...but EVERYTHING ELSE retains water.....:ylol2::ylol2:

I wish my day at work was over already.....
 
David said:
Children now listen to you the first time you tell them to do something, but never again.

I wish the guys would show up to haul off the trees I cut down.
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The guys show up to haul off the trees but their truck gets stuck in the ditch and you have to feed them dinner.

I wish I could go visit Dusty!
 
It is Thankgiving break but you have three term papers to write, single spaced with footnotes.

I wish my oven would magically make dinner.
 
Your oven magically makes you dinner, but it is composed of all your trigger no/no foods, so you have to sit and smell and stare at it while the dog eats it :)

I wish I had a car and could drive.
 
You get a car and learn to drive but now you are stuck giving everyone rides everywhere because they used to give you rides all the time.

I wish I had money to go buy new winter stuff.
 
You have an iphone, but no money to activate it.

I wish it wasn't raining during my outdoor photo shoot.
 
You have an iPhone but it constantly drops calls and sends your texts to your arch rival.

I wish my bedroom and bathroom were on the ground floor of the house.
 
Woops, got here at same time, Jessi! You type faster!

Okay....

It's not raining on your outdoor photo shoot but the sun refuses to rise and there is no moon.

I wish my bedroom and bathroom were on the bottom floor of my house.
 
your bedroom and bathroom are on the bottom floor of your house only because your toilet collapsed through the floor when you were sitting on it and you now have a plank up your bum haha!

i wish i had a wedding planner !
 
I wish Matthew McConaughey was head over heels for me!

Chocolate has no calories, but the cost of it goes up to $1000 per ounce.
 
Matthew McConaughey fell head over heels for you and ended up in hospital with a fractured arm.

I wish the weather will be nice on Friday!
 
The weather will be nice on Friday but you will accidentally lock yourself in the toilet and be unable to escape until Saturday.

I wish I could win the lottery.
 
You win the lottery, but you get a notice from the public library about an overdue book you checked out 15 years ago. After paying the fees, you only have enough money for another lottery ticket.

I wish my husband would get a raise so he didn't have to work 2 jobs. :frown:
 
He will get a raise but then the taxes will go up so much it won't make much difference anyway.

I wish I could finish packing up my room this morning.
 
You finish packing up the room, but the movers send all of the boxes to Antarctica and you never see your stuff again.

I wish every time someone tried to post spam on the forum their computer would explode.
 
"Who" created a program to detonate spammer's computers, but unfortunately, there's a glitch in the program and SarahAnne's computer blew up!

I wish Chrismac could pack up my house, too. :D
 

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