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You come up with the most popular webcomic of all time......then the world's internet crashes due to a super virus.

I wish I had more time in a day/week to do all the things I wanted to do!
 
You have time do all of the things you want to, but you have to do everything you don't want to first!
I wish my heart rate would go down(its 170!);)
 
you do have a time machine, but it will only take you where you DO NOT want to go!

I wish I didn't have to work on Monday!
 
You don't have to work on Monday but you catch fire from a sparkler.

I wish I could go jogging.
 
You can go jogging but fall down a pothole and break your ankle!

I wish I didn't have a sore throat
 
You could do NG tubes better, but regular scopes will hurt more for you.

I wish I lived in the country instead of in the city.
 
You live in the country now but the world is so overpopulated that the country is actually the city

I wish I didn;t live paycheck to paycheck
 
Your sore throat goes, but you lose your job a Lorraine Kelly's stunt double.

Ya cheeky git!
I'm better lookin than her! lol

Helen you can retire but you die of boredom surrounded by cats trying to eat you!
I wish I had my own chef, cba to cook today
 
You have a chef, but they only know how to make spam.
I wish I could take painkillers without having my heart rate go wacko.
 
Your heart rate doesn't go spastic but the Humira works so well you never need pain killers again anyway:)

I wish I could play guitar like Tommy Emmanuel.
 
You can play guitar really well, but you accidentally break your guitar strings!
I wish that I could part my hair without it looking like some spastic crazy person did it.
 
You become a pro at parting your hair... right as you start going bald!

I wish I could stop having migraines.
 
I wish I had unlimited, uncorrupted wishes

Your wish is granted half a second before the world ends

I wish I could be a SAHM (Stay at home mom)
 
You can have your gun licence, but you shoot your balls off!

I wish it wasn't so humid!
 
Haha, this is so funny! :D

You will be a brilliant cook, but you will get an ocd and continuously lick your fingers and dip them in the sauce, so no one will eat your food!

I wish I didn't have to pack my suitcase right now...
 
You don't have to pack anymore because the place you were going to has been destroyed by Ramulans.

I wish I wasn't afraid of anything.
 
You're a black belt in Tang Soo Do but you lose your voice from grunting loudly constantly.

I wish I didn't have to look up what Tang Soo Do is.
 
You don't have to look it up, but forget everything else you ever knew.

I wish I had a holodeck, like on Star Trek - The Next Generation.
 
You can ride in a car pain free, but then you start getting car sick.

I wish I could find a better, steady job.
 
Your week got better, but all goes downhill come Sunday.

I wish I got a raise at work.
 
You do have a doomsday device - but when you go to activate it it doesn't work, and the warranty has run out.....

I wish, I wish I wish that my ear/sinus pain would go away!
 
Your ear/sinus pain is gone, but it messed up you balance so that you can't ride your paso's anymore.

I wish the mosquito's here would die.
 
The mosquitos die - but they are replaced by horseflies from hell!

I wish I could sleep soundly tonight....

(btw - my Pasos are so smooth - doews balance even matter? lol) :biggrin:
 
You sleep soundly tonight but you are having nightmares and and you have to wake up at 05:30.

I wish I had a new car (mine died yesterday)
 
It's Saturday, but the Royals are coming to visit and you forgot to clean your house.

I wish for an inground swimming pool
 
You have your inground swimming pool but now there is drought and water restrictions are in place.

I wish for a never ending packet of Tim Tams.
 
You will have a never ending packet of Tim Tams, but you need to give them to Trev.

I wish I had a maid.
 
You win the lottery, but by some freak of luck, so do 10,000 other people and after taxes you owe the govt. 79 cents!

I wish it wasn't going to be 96 degrees today!!
 
you are a mothball, and the moth you are attached to gets smeared across a car windscreen, balls and all.
(were you refering to a different type of moth ball)

i wish it would stop raining. 3 weeks is enough.
 
It stops raining for about three days, then you get continuous rain for one year.

I wish Scott did more of the cooking.
 
Scott does more cooking...but it tastes like Scott is cooking cow dung!

I wish I had AC in my UPS truck!
 
Don't know what that is, so I'll just say you get what you want, then your truck catches fire and blows up.

I wish I didn't have continence problems.
 
You don't have continence problems any more...because you are deceased.

I wish the AC at work actually took humidity out of the air too!
 
You have the magic ticket.....to nowhere!

I wish the person I'm supposed to meet 2 minutes ago was on time!
 
The person you were supposed to meet is on time - but it's dlzoidberg as Marvin the Martian (or maybe as the mothball).

I wish I could go visit my BF in Hawaii.
 
You visit your BF in Hawai but a Tornado hits the Island and you have a craptastic time, plus your friend gets homeless from the tornado.

I wish I could go on vacation... NOW
 
you are Willy Wonka owing a cracker factory BUT the cops mistaken it for making "crack" and shut the whole place down.

I wish it would rain where I live so the grass turns green again.
 
You have a million dollars but the fed has printed so much money that it is two dollars short for a loaf of bread!!

I wish it wasn't Monday:(
 
It's actually Friday now, but because you skipped all those other days, you lost your job.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.
 
Jessi said:
It's actually Friday now, but because you skipped all those other days, you lost your job.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.
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Someone brings you breakfast in bed, but it's full of your "off limits" foods, and they expect you to eat every bite.

I wish my cough would go away.
 
Your cough goes away only to be replaced by a serious allergy to fresh air. You now sneeze constantly. I wish I lived in Australia.
Ps Bless you!!
 
Ok, that's just freaky that we corrupted the same wish in the same way! Great minds think alike!

You live in Australia but your soul mate lives in the US and you never get to meet.

(I'll just repeat my wish) I wish I could lose another 20 pounds.
 
You lose your 20 pounds, but your ears become the size of an elephants !

I wish someone else would cook dinner tonight
 
Your dinner is prepared by Timone and Pumba... Slimy but satisfying.

I wish someone would do my laundry for me.
 
Your feet are now smaller, but they are so small, they no longer can hold you up!

I wish I would stop running back and forth to the bathroom.
 
You didn't watch it, but now everyone around you speaks of it nonstop and it drives you even madder than you already are. Hello, straight-jacket!

I wish I could be the Last One Wins Champ.
 
you are the last one wins champ, but only for 1 minute then Trev takes it off you.
i wish it wasnt winter and freezing cold.
 
It isn't freezing cold, but Alaska sends you one of it's months of winter; so winter is longer.

I wish Scott helped more with cleaning the house.
 
You invent the paperclip, but swap the patent for that of the betamax format.

I wish I has two non bathroom bound elephants.
 
You have 2 non-bathroom-bound elephants, but they live in the hallway, blocking your path to the toilet anyway.

I wish I had the power of lightening in my hands.
 
Cool. I would like to have 5 nice looking feet. They could carry me to the toilet faster.

Azathioprine no longer requires food, but rather 10 pounds of lead ingested.

But I STILL wish I had the power of lightening in my hands.
 
You have the power lightening in your hands, but you electrocute yourself in the bath.

I wish David Cameron was dead.
 
David Cameron is dead but Margaret Thatcher comes back as your zombie PM.

I wish someone would chop the wood.
 

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